So I've gotta make you laugh, got it.

So where's the DS itself stored?

Don't take lunch into the bathroom with you.

The stability of my Eberron games suggests you might be the only one who would.

Yeah, nah, I'm gonna just stick to the xenomorph nightmares I've been having lately, thaaaaaaanks~

"LESSER"?! How dare you, game!

He was a child soldier as all warforged were. Time to let him have his childhood back!

"And then there are his Goodreads lists, one of which includes individual entries for each separate printing of 'Lolita.'"

You could've just... not. That was surely within your power.

Well, it IS a known design issue that gamers never look up...

What a terrible day to have sapience.

Hell, when I worked retail the store copies of receipts had enough info that I could probably have committed plenty of fraud with other people's credit cards. Giving over information to pay for something necessarily makes you vulnerable if there's a bad actor along the way.

Time to get this game of Thirsty Sword Lesbians really going.

Ma'am, what did I do to warrant this assault upon my person.

And not necessarily in a good way. Sometimes in interesting ways, but mostly in uncomfortable, horny, and uncomfortably horny ways.

I have not touched the other stuff but have never heard anything that entices me to want to read them. They sound like they miss the point drastically.

Read as much of the original six as you can but feel free to drop off if you feel like you get it or just aren't enjoying it. 1 says a lot of the most important stuff, 2 elaborates a little, 3 is a bridge to 4, and 4 (God Emperor) is considered a secondary peak. 5 and 6 are increasingly weird.

Oh whoops somehow my brain skimmed right over that it was a Kickstarter link. Following now.

In other words, already been collectively answered and still only creeps would raise this as an argument.

And it's not hard to find legal statutes making that exception; age of consent is actually on a graduated scale in more than a few places.

(Disclaimer: I only know this because I was once a teen planning on asking out a slightly younger teen and I got ahead of myself in silly worries.)