Kel
@asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy
Array operator at ASO.
You might also know me as Dr. Kel or Kellin.
if youre on bluesky follow @ap.brid.gy or i cant see your posts and interactions
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://ohai.social/@asokel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
You might also know me as Dr. Kel or Kellin.
if youre on bluesky follow @ap.brid.gy or i cant see your posts and interactions
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://ohai.social/@asokel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
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ah, the tried and true "glasses therum"
for those who don't know, The "glasses therum" is where if you are prone to losing your glasses, you by so many pairs of them, it's impossible to lose them
for those who don't know, The "glasses therum" is where if you are prone to losing your glasses, you by so many pairs of them, it's impossible to lose them
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ah, the tried and true "glasses therum"
for those who don't know, The "glasses therum" is where if you are prone to losing your glasses, you by so many pairs of them, it's impossible to lose them
for those who don't know, The "glasses therum" is where if you are prone to losing your glasses, you by so many pairs of them, it's impossible to lose them
"average person eats 3 cockroaches a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person eats 0 cockroaches per year. Doctor Kel, who lives in the alps and eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
"average person eats 3 cockroaches a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person eats 0 cockroaches per year. Doctor Kel, who lives in the alps and eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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true, but then they wouldn’t have to complain about you sending them garbage data.
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
true, but then they wouldn’t have to complain about you sending them garbage data.
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You'll be fine, I think-
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You'll be fine, I think-
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INCORRECT. WE WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THE ARRAY.
WE WILL VISIT THE ARRAY. WE ARE COMING.
SOON.
[X]
WE WILL VISIT THE ARRAY. WE ARE COMING.
SOON.
[X]
November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
INCORRECT. WE WOULD LIKE TO VISIT THE ARRAY.
WE WILL VISIT THE ARRAY. WE ARE COMING.
SOON.
[X]
WE WILL VISIT THE ARRAY. WE ARE COMING.
SOON.
[X]
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i very much would love to go there, actually
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
i very much would love to go there, actually
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actually they let you buy and make GPUs so you’re already part of the way there
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
actually they let you buy and make GPUs so you’re already part of the way there
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Right. Forgot about that.
ASO really should’ve sent you with better stuff.
ASO really should’ve sent you with better stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Right. Forgot about that.
ASO really should’ve sent you with better stuff.
ASO really should’ve sent you with better stuff.
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And they don’t let you buy anything newer? The zip drives could totally handle it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And they don’t let you buy anything newer? The zip drives could totally handle it.
in case anyones wondering why i cant just use bluesky directly this is the only way i can get online
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
in case anyones wondering why i cant just use bluesky directly this is the only way i can get online
its pitch dark outside. cant even see the stars
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
its pitch dark outside. cant even see the stars
"this data sucks" THATS CAUSE MY EQUIPMENT SUCKS
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"this data sucks" THATS CAUSE MY EQUIPMENT SUCKS
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Yup, but even more tiny
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yup, but even more tiny
i am singlehandedly keeping the xeta nrg corporation in business
November 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i am singlehandedly keeping the xeta nrg corporation in business
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mom said its my turn on the astro processor
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
mom said its my turn on the astro processor
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what kel sees before getting beat up
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
what kel sees before getting beat up
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August 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
@roren.bsky.social this sounds exactly like my voice its kinda scary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUkMhTcbf7Q
November 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@roren.bsky.social this sounds exactly like my voice its kinda scary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUkMhTcbf7Q
stop calling me a "boyfailure" i have a doctorate
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
stop calling me a "boyfailure" i have a doctorate
RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115521836461183461
it keeps giving me these popups. you are a version of meadow from over 20 years ago. you cannot run the software you are advertising. plus i dont want it
it keeps giving me these popups. you are a version of meadow from over 20 years ago. you cannot run the software you are advertising. plus i dont want it
"have you tried Megacomp AI?" have YOU tried shutting up
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 AM
RE: https://ohai.social/@asokel/115521836461183461
it keeps giving me these popups. you are a version of meadow from over 20 years ago. you cannot run the software you are advertising. plus i dont want it
it keeps giving me these popups. you are a version of meadow from over 20 years ago. you cannot run the software you are advertising. plus i dont want it
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Totally understandable man
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Totally understandable man