being thrown into a wacky alternate universe fantasy land (a la deltarune) would fix me i think

first class on the first day of uni and the teacher can't open the classroom door lmfao

doing work in vr is kinda fun and i absolutely HATE IT i feel like a crypto bro but for vr but also like. i take the browser window and grab it with my hands :3

what do i do about this

the ability to get up in the middle of the night at 4:17 am, leave your room, walk to the elevator lobby, and stand in silence as you look out of the window at the lights below you just because you felt like it without anyone bothering you or asking where you're going is unmatched tbh

watching videos of parrots learning to mimic words and say sentences. absolutely love how they sound like a markov chain packed into the body of a feathered goober of an animal

"Optimize your code so you contribute less to global warming."

- My computer science professor

currently pondering the phrase "chosty posting in the hou se tonight" with a strange, quiet melancholy

"The ocean is just a homeopathically diluted solution of fish piss."

- Me, to @lanterns.rockett.space