Morphenomenal Zordussy
@ashpolt.bsky.social
Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big.
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Obligatory December post
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Obligatory December post
Hey, if any of you had your eye on the upcoming game Kingmakers, this guy who's one of the devs on it is REALLY going all in on defending renowned sex pest Louis CK for....uhhhh....actually I'm not sure why
(examples in following post)
(examples in following post)
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey, if any of you had your eye on the upcoming game Kingmakers, this guy who's one of the devs on it is REALLY going all in on defending renowned sex pest Louis CK for....uhhhh....actually I'm not sure why
(examples in following post)
(examples in following post)
Love a bendy gun where the sights point about 30 degrees away from where the barrel is going to shoot
December 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Love a bendy gun where the sights point about 30 degrees away from where the barrel is going to shoot
A while back a game was announced which looked like a sci-fi version of Sifu. I'm definitely interested but I keep forgetting its name, so I searched and (of course) an AI assistant chimed in and completely missed the mark.
(Pragmata is absolutely nothing like Sifu.)
(Pragmata is absolutely nothing like Sifu.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A while back a game was announced which looked like a sci-fi version of Sifu. I'm definitely interested but I keep forgetting its name, so I searched and (of course) an AI assistant chimed in and completely missed the mark.
(Pragmata is absolutely nothing like Sifu.)
(Pragmata is absolutely nothing like Sifu.)
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
80s + wrestling + Alison Brie was ALWAYS going to be for me, and when they moved season 3 to Las Vegas it was almost suspiciously laser-targeted. but then it got cancelled *when they'd already partially filmed season 4*. Fuck you, Netflix!
80s + wrestling + Alison Brie was ALWAYS going to be for me, and when they moved season 3 to Las Vegas it was almost suspiciously laser-targeted. but then it got cancelled *when they'd already partially filmed season 4*. Fuck you, Netflix!
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
80s + wrestling + Alison Brie was ALWAYS going to be for me, and when they moved season 3 to Las Vegas it was almost suspiciously laser-targeted. but then it got cancelled *when they'd already partially filmed season 4*. Fuck you, Netflix!
80s + wrestling + Alison Brie was ALWAYS going to be for me, and when they moved season 3 to Las Vegas it was almost suspiciously laser-targeted. but then it got cancelled *when they'd already partially filmed season 4*. Fuck you, Netflix!
Omegalock (pic 1) has sold out of FT Sovereign v2, and ShowZ doesn't even have it in stock yet, so I thought just out of curiosity I'd check OTHER UK TOY RETAILER, UNNAMED (pic 2, would personally not order from them, but was curious) and
jesus christ no wonder their business is (allegedly) failing
jesus christ no wonder their business is (allegedly) failing
November 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Omegalock (pic 1) has sold out of FT Sovereign v2, and ShowZ doesn't even have it in stock yet, so I thought just out of curiosity I'd check OTHER UK TOY RETAILER, UNNAMED (pic 2, would personally not order from them, but was curious) and
jesus christ no wonder their business is (allegedly) failing
jesus christ no wonder their business is (allegedly) failing
This toy also has a robot mode!
But let's be honest that's not how it's going to live most of the time
But let's be honest that's not how it's going to live most of the time
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This toy also has a robot mode!
But let's be honest that's not how it's going to live most of the time
But let's be honest that's not how it's going to live most of the time
My hot take is that more cars should have skulls
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
My hot take is that more cars should have skulls
I know how you feel, guv
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I know how you feel, guv
Asylum is a dark comedy about a film crew struggling to make a pop video in a crumbling Victorian institution. Naturally, chaos ensues, with friction between the prima donna pop star and the pretentious director, a stressed out producer, and one resident who may be more than a match for them all...
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Asylum is a dark comedy about a film crew struggling to make a pop video in a crumbling Victorian institution. Naturally, chaos ensues, with friction between the prima donna pop star and the pretentious director, a stressed out producer, and one resident who may be more than a match for them all...
Had the last regular rehearsal for Asylum tonight and it was fantastic, this cast is brilliant and have made my first time directing (at least since I was a teenager) an absolute joy. They're hilarious and talented and wonderful and I couldn't have asked for better.
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Had the last regular rehearsal for Asylum tonight and it was fantastic, this cast is brilliant and have made my first time directing (at least since I was a teenager) an absolute joy. They're hilarious and talented and wonderful and I couldn't have asked for better.
Out of nowhere my brain just reminded me of Havok Skirmish, a short lived tabletop game intended as a cheaper, simpler alternative to 40K, with pre-painted minis.
Due to terrible retail decisions and bad marketing it lasted less than a year, but wow, remembering this fired off my nostalgia HARD.
Due to terrible retail decisions and bad marketing it lasted less than a year, but wow, remembering this fired off my nostalgia HARD.
October 31, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Out of nowhere my brain just reminded me of Havok Skirmish, a short lived tabletop game intended as a cheaper, simpler alternative to 40K, with pre-painted minis.
Due to terrible retail decisions and bad marketing it lasted less than a year, but wow, remembering this fired off my nostalgia HARD.
Due to terrible retail decisions and bad marketing it lasted less than a year, but wow, remembering this fired off my nostalgia HARD.
Stockton Rush be like:
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stockton Rush be like:
Got this fucking weirdo account that's all AI art responding to this post. Insta-block.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Got this fucking weirdo account that's all AI art responding to this post. Insta-block.
OK so who's gonna buy 30-50 of these for the memes
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
OK so who's gonna buy 30-50 of these for the memes
Just a reminder that this is happening soon! I know not many of you are near Swindon, but if you are, please come see this show! It's great, and my fantastic cast are hilarious and deserve as many bums on seats as possible!
Also I genderflipped one of the characters BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA
Also I genderflipped one of the characters BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Just a reminder that this is happening soon! I know not many of you are near Swindon, but if you are, please come see this show! It's great, and my fantastic cast are hilarious and deserve as many bums on seats as possible!
Also I genderflipped one of the characters BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA
Also I genderflipped one of the characters BECAUSE I CAN MWAHAHAHAHA
Chefatron using shitty AI thumbnails on YouTube now, that's disappointing
My man, you review toys, just use a picture of the toy! Do you not see how ass this looks?
My man, you review toys, just use a picture of the toy! Do you not see how ass this looks?
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Chefatron using shitty AI thumbnails on YouTube now, that's disappointing
My man, you review toys, just use a picture of the toy! Do you not see how ass this looks?
My man, you review toys, just use a picture of the toy! Do you not see how ass this looks?
Fuck it, we ball.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Fuck it, we ball.
Can recommend, IMO he looks much better
October 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Can recommend, IMO he looks much better
Now, Computron might not be the coolest combiner. Nor is he the most popular. Or the strongest, the best looking, the most iconic. But ..ermmm....what was I saying?
October 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Now, Computron might not be the coolest combiner. Nor is he the most popular. Or the strongest, the best looking, the most iconic. But ..ermmm....what was I saying?
Ohhhh yeah I like this
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ohhhh yeah I like this
"we all hung out at a day club called Stinkys on a Sunday"
October 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"we all hung out at a day club called Stinkys on a Sunday"