I mean, there are times I think my family wishes I had any notification or ringers turned on…

Punishing.

I have all notifications turned off at all times and I truly do not understand how anyone lives any other way.

Wild Wild West remake?

The best way I can make sense of it is an assumption that hot people are obviously going to be unemployed and need a place to crash. But I feel like hotness can cut both ways there.

I feel like back on the cursed site you actually published that bracket once. Or did i make that up?

Wait what is this spot? I love a good cafe de olla.

What do we think are the chances that THE PAPER pulls a BROOKLYN 99 and after a few years has to be like “oh no papers are basically all evil but not THIS newspaper!”

Same. I live in a major metropolitan area and should be able to buy most things! Sadly no.

Society-wide marshmallow test not looking great.

Knowing the moon is named Praxis is praxis.