Crowdfund it. Seriously.

...*I* want Low as my daddy, and it has nothing to do with the companies anybody runs >.<

Got mine Friday. I was completely out of commission all day yesterday, but am fine now. (Arm still hurts though.)

EXACTLY! "a propos de" == "in regards to" THERE IS NO SILENT S IN LATIN!!

I don't feel super successful but statistically I'm above the 90th percentile of US single earners. It would take both hands for me to count the number of times that socialist California policies or the generosity of loved ones kept me out of abject poverty.