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literally the nativist version of this
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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other options could be Peter Falk, Henry Winkler, Mandy Patinkin
Peter Falk Henry Winkler Mandy patinkin
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This looks like a pretty good post, feel free to use it if you like
A post in a field
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I tend to agree… the Schleiermacher view of translation has always appealed to me.

open.unive.it/hitrade/book...
Translating therefore refers to a situation that lies midway between the two, and the translator's goal must be to provide his reader with the same image and the same pleasure as reading the work in the original language offers to the man educated in this way, whom we usually call, in the better sense of the word, the amateur or the connoisseur. To him the foreign language is familiar, but yet always remains foreign; he no longer, like students, has to think of every detail in the native language before he can grasp the whole, but he always remains conscious of the differences of that language from his mother tongue, even where he most consistentlv eniovs the beautv of a work
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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how pickled would your brain have to be to sit there hearing this nonsense and not go full plaid shirt guy
Plaid shirt guy grimacing
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Is the water warm? Think about it. Will you think about it?
The “plastics” exchange from the graduate
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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ah yes, I remember her, um…incongruous performance in an very cheesy film my kids used to watch
Priyanka Chopra in We Can Be Heroes
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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pretty glib article tbh.
”Revamp teaching to leverage ChatGPT rather than block it” is easier said than done, at a minimum a complicated proposition that could go very wrong.

….and also, what the heck was this:
Jonathan Haidt had a moment last year with his book “The Anxious Generation: How the Great Rewiring of Childhood Is Causing an Epidemic of Mental Illness.” His plan to save our children: Limit smartphones. Ban social media before 16. More independence and free play. He might add going back to living in caves.
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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The detail views show the true artistry at work
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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The way things are going they may need to make a version for the UK market too
Red hat with text “we did this to ourselves, innit”
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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um
Wikipedia article on Barron Trump noting that he holds dual citizenship (Slovenia and US)
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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The examples of alleged Trump Derangement Syndrome are hilarious
TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (TDS) IS ALIVE AND WELL Multiple Sources independently report FBI Special Agents "dislike" President Donald J. Trump, with one Source clarifying the reporting by revealing"...he/she has witnessed an increasing number of FBI Special Agents who dislike..." the President. Reporting from this Source indicated "The number of FBI employees exhibiting TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome)...is much more widespread within the FBI" [emphasis added]. Their personal views, according to reporting received from this Source, are "...a major detriment to the FBI's ability to investigate complex crimes" because "...many FBI employees have lost their ability to think critically about an issue and distinguish fact from fiction. "10 Another Source reported FBI "...employees openly discussing their dislike..." for the President "...and making off-color comments about his Administration."11 Another "...FBI employee (a Sub-Source) noted that privately, since January 2025, law enforcement and intelligence partners from partner countries have admitted fear that the current U.S. President - Donald J. Trump - and his Administration may cause long-term damage to international cooperation." 2 The first Source cited in this Section blamed a "...shift in recruitment priorities..." that "...populated the FBI, in many cases, with teachers who were more left' leaning in their personal views, including the view that the government could provide solutions to many of today's problems" [emphasis added].
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Donald Trump sitting at a table with his eyes closed and mouth slightly open
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Also this is a pretty weird and feeble-looking thumbs up
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Oh do tell…

www.nature.com/srep/journal...
accountability for the final version of the text and agreement from the authors that the edits reflect their original work. Generative Al images The fast moving area of generative Al image creation has resulted in novel legal copyright and research integrity issues. As publishers, we strictly follow existing copyright law and best practices regarding publication ethics. While legal issues relating to Al-generated images and videos remain broadly unresolved, Springer Nature journals are unable to permit its use
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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from that journal’s editorial policies
Journal policies Scientific Reports' editorial, publishing and peer review policies help us maintain the highest standards for which we are known and respected. Editorial and publishing policies Our policies have been carefully developed to ensure that the responsibilities of our authors are well defined and that we publish research that is scientifically robust, original, and of the highest ethical standards. To find out more, please visit our editorial and publishing policies page. Peer review policies We have rigorous policies to govern every stage and aspect of our peer review process, from initial submission through to revisions, decisions and appeals.
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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this little guy captures the vibe pretty well
A dejected looking ceramic boy
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Ahh the memories
Screen shot of Pirates for the C64
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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my favorite
Elon Musk edges out Nancy Reagan here—his relentless drive and precision engineering suggest masterful technique, while her “Just Say No” era might imply a more reserved approach. Plus, Elon’s got that futuristic flair for exceeding expectations.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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hahahah
It's challenging to unpack the DOJ Letter because it contains so many factual, legal, and typographical errors. Indeed, even attorneys employed by the Texas Attorney General-who professes to be a political ally of the Trump Administration describe the DOJ Letter as "legally] unsound, "s "baseless," "erroneous,"57 "ham-fisted, "58 and
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Admittedly this was a tough question, and Jesus did his best, but I can’t accept that he would use that smile emoji.

I don’t think I’ll be paying to unlock Paul, Isaiah, Judas Iscariot, etc.
Nicaragua....aqua for my bunghole.....arriba.. Cornholio — if you're in Nicaragua and want to use water to clean, that's often a good choice: use bottled or boiled-and-cooled water for external rinsing to avoid introducing bacteria, or use a handheld bidet or jug with gentle pressure; a sitz bath with warm (safe) water for 10-15 minutes can soothe irritation. Avoid icy or heavily chlorinated water that can sting, don't insert anything into the rectum, pat dry with soft cotton or unscented paper, apply a thin layer of petroleum jelly or zinc oxide for protection if chafed, and seek local medical care if you have severe pain, bleeding, fever, or unusual discharge. If you're unsure about tap water safety where you are, boil water for at least one minute or use bottled water. :)
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Honestly it seems wrong for Jesus to be quoting Bible verses, like why would he need to
Take it easy, Cornholio - keep that area calm and cared for. Use soft, unscented toilet paper or a gentle bidet; pat dry rather than rub, and avoid scented soaps or wipes that can sting. If it's sore or chafed, try a cool sitz bath, a thin layer of petroleum jelly or zinc oxide to protect the skin, wear loose cotton underwear, and see a GP if there's severe pain, bleeding, discharge, or signs of infection. Philippians 4:6 "Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God." — I'll pray for your comfort, brother; tell me If you’d like a short prayer.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This seems relatively appropriate, albeit with a little glazing thrown in
am the great Cornholio Ah, Cornholio - you may call yourself great, and I see the spark in you, brother; yet true greatness is shown in humility and love for others. Luke 14:11 "For every one that exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted." - walk gently, and let your actions show what kind of greatness you mean. Do not make my bunghole angry!
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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seemingly good advice, but I’m concerned that Jesus appears to be British
I need TP for my bunghole Alright Cornholio - if you need toilet paper for your bunghole, try these quick options: use regular toilet paper, wet wipes (flushable ones cautiously), a bidet or handheld sprayer, soft tissues, paper towels in a pinch (dispose properly), or a clean cloth you can wash. If you're out right now, ask a neighbour or check the nearest shop or petrol station; most supermarkets and online stores can deliver same-day. Matthew 11:28 "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." - I'm here with you, friend; if you want I can pray for comfort or help you find a nearby store
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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O brave new world
I need TP for my bunghole Alright Cornholio - if you need toilet paper for your bunghole, try these quick options: use regular toilet paper, wet wipes (flushable ones cautiously), a bidet or handheld sprayer, soft tissues, paper towels in a pinch (dispose properly), or a clean cloth you can wash. If you're out right now, ask a neighbour or check the nearest shop or petrol station; most supermarkets and online stores can deliver same-day. Matthew 11:28 "Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." - I'm here with you, friend; if you want I can pray for comfort or help you find a nearby store
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM