Flames on the side of my face.
@artificialmcb.bsky.social
Middle aged childless recluse.
Actually never mind I don’t want those freaks talking to normal folks. They’re stuffing envelopes in a back room someplace AND paying for the catered sandwich platter themselves.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Actually never mind I don’t want those freaks talking to normal folks. They’re stuffing envelopes in a back room someplace AND paying for the catered sandwich platter themselves.
They’re required to not only forfeit most of their money (they won’t even fucking notice), they’re going to have to door knock in PA for the rest of their lives.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
They’re required to not only forfeit most of their money (they won’t even fucking notice), they’re going to have to door knock in PA for the rest of their lives.
They’re trying to make her happen so hard when the thing that made her famous also has Zendaya in it. Lmao come the fuck on now.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
They’re trying to make her happen so hard when the thing that made her famous also has Zendaya in it. Lmao come the fuck on now.
I too would love a holiday house that contained a fuckton of drugs.
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I too would love a holiday house that contained a fuckton of drugs.
The other, more plausible option is that it’s so pervasive in the consciousness of white women that they’re constantly afraid of their own shadow while not actually internalizing the details of how most normal crimes get caught nowadays.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The other, more plausible option is that it’s so pervasive in the consciousness of white women that they’re constantly afraid of their own shadow while not actually internalizing the details of how most normal crimes get caught nowadays.
Man I thought white women were required to watch enough Dateline to know your co-conspirators can’t just be googling zip ties near me willy nilly like that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man I thought white women were required to watch enough Dateline to know your co-conspirators can’t just be googling zip ties near me willy nilly like that.
I turned off notifications. The job I have now is very “don’t live on your phone” & if something important enough happens that I NEED to pay attention to it for DSA I will get 7-10 texts within 10 minutes.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I turned off notifications. The job I have now is very “don’t live on your phone” & if something important enough happens that I NEED to pay attention to it for DSA I will get 7-10 texts within 10 minutes.
I caution you, however, if go all in on Poirot that you will get art deco decor fever & start looking for weird chrome lamps on eBay. Impeccable design start to finish.
November 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I caution you, however, if go all in on Poirot that you will get art deco decor fever & start looking for weird chrome lamps on eBay. Impeccable design start to finish.
My other recommendation for a Thanksgiving binge watch is I, Claudius but I don’t know where that’s streaming rn. Last time I did that was a decade ago & they were all miraculously on YouTube.
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My other recommendation for a Thanksgiving binge watch is I, Claudius but I don’t know where that’s streaming rn. Last time I did that was a decade ago & they were all miraculously on YouTube.
You have no idea how many cute replies I had loaded only to be dashed when I hit reply.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You have no idea how many cute replies I had loaded only to be dashed when I hit reply.
Martini’s on Maine in Biddo would 100% sell you this drink without blinking twice.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Martini’s on Maine in Biddo would 100% sell you this drink without blinking twice.
That’s when you mix Hpnotiq with Alan’s Coffee Brandy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
That’s when you mix Hpnotiq with Alan’s Coffee Brandy.
Ask any white asshole from Maine how they feel about Lewiston. You’re going to hear some absolutely deranged shit.
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ask any white asshole from Maine how they feel about Lewiston. You’re going to hear some absolutely deranged shit.
Pete is trying *so hard* to get into that club. He has technically done EVERYTHING right. But he’s committed the sin of being under 70 years old so gets shut out.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Pete is trying *so hard* to get into that club. He has technically done EVERYTHING right. But he’s committed the sin of being under 70 years old so gets shut out.
How many minority neighborhoods’ water did he have to poison to get this I wonder.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
How many minority neighborhoods’ water did he have to poison to get this I wonder.
It’s just this meme over & over & over again.
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s just this meme over & over & over again.
Good fucking lord.
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Good fucking lord.
Slotkin does something cool for once & Trump calls for her execution.
Honestly the campaign ads write themselves.
Honestly the campaign ads write themselves.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Slotkin does something cool for once & Trump calls for her execution.
Honestly the campaign ads write themselves.
Honestly the campaign ads write themselves.
I have so many thoughts on this but NONE of them should be shared on the open internet.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I have so many thoughts on this but NONE of them should be shared on the open internet.
In exchange I will tell them all about the history of finical crimes & tell them all about apparel supply chains. It’s not a fair trade but it’s all I’ve got.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In exchange I will tell them all about the history of finical crimes & tell them all about apparel supply chains. It’s not a fair trade but it’s all I’ve got.
I need girlfriends that will give me free half hour lectures on coelacanths, where can I find such friends?
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need girlfriends that will give me free half hour lectures on coelacanths, where can I find such friends?
Thank god tbh
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Thank god tbh
Girl my skin is SO fucking dry. I need to start doing more chemical exfoliation on my body but I’m going to the tropics next week & don’t want to burn. My skin gets insanely photosensitive.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Girl my skin is SO fucking dry. I need to start doing more chemical exfoliation on my body but I’m going to the tropics next week & don’t want to burn. My skin gets insanely photosensitive.
God I long for the day where everyone had their own damn website.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
God I long for the day where everyone had their own damn website.