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panda, the aloofful scientist
@artfulscientist.bsky.social
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pro-raisin account || they/them || non-binary trans guy || queer artist
https://ko-fi.com/theartfulscientist
• patreon.com/artfulscientist
person: *attempts lovebombing*

me, who’s secret power is knowing i’m a piece of shit: “wtf r u doing”
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
…good gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
have u considered not putting ur water in his way
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
fucking i hope so
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
but what if i want the 3D printed meat
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
fuckin YIKes

thanks for the knowledge/i hate it
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
did i forget what hoarding means? bc i only have the one phone…
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“churchhill was more bigoted than hitler” fascinating hill to die on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Reposted by panda, the aloofful scientist
If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
overheard
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
*thinking about England’s long colonial history as i spoon mayonnaise straight into my mouth* wow
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
*concerned about ppl who follow Samantha until i read the full username*

anyway, you should shellac them before insertion to avoid the porous issue
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
if it stops her from having power in government ever again, i will explore any number of orifices to stick a jade egg.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM