Tansy Kelly Robson
@artemisapphire.bsky.social
"Bond Girl of Screenwriting", serial overreacher, ill-advisedly candid political economist
Adventures in writing, money, power and war (and Kittenz) 🖋️⚔️🌎😼🏦
Adventures in writing, money, power and war (and Kittenz) 🖋️⚔️🌎😼🏦
Screenwriting, the one where US monopolies insist that scripts MUST be in FinalDraft format (despite the fact you send it as... A pdf, so they have no idea what you made it on), with specific centralises formatting
Until you realise 60yrs of the UK's best-selling shows use totally different formats
Until you realise 60yrs of the UK's best-selling shows use totally different formats
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Screenwriting, the one where US monopolies insist that scripts MUST be in FinalDraft format (despite the fact you send it as... A pdf, so they have no idea what you made it on), with specific centralises formatting
Until you realise 60yrs of the UK's best-selling shows use totally different formats
Until you realise 60yrs of the UK's best-selling shows use totally different formats
In contrast to shittification
When shareholder value returns are not involved, and those who have a stake in the business use and need the products and services
Service quality and customer support flourish
As your high street bank closes local branches
Building societies stay open
When shareholder value returns are not involved, and those who have a stake in the business use and need the products and services
Service quality and customer support flourish
As your high street bank closes local branches
Building societies stay open
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
In contrast to shittification
When shareholder value returns are not involved, and those who have a stake in the business use and need the products and services
Service quality and customer support flourish
As your high street bank closes local branches
Building societies stay open
When shareholder value returns are not involved, and those who have a stake in the business use and need the products and services
Service quality and customer support flourish
As your high street bank closes local branches
Building societies stay open
He he he 🤭
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November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
He he he 🤭
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Ooh, have seen this convent in S3 of Tracker before in Poltergeist the Legacy!
Is there only one convent in Vancouver?
(Love playing Canadian Locations pretending to be Various Places In The US)
Is there only one convent in Vancouver?
(Love playing Canadian Locations pretending to be Various Places In The US)
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ooh, have seen this convent in S3 of Tracker before in Poltergeist the Legacy!
Is there only one convent in Vancouver?
(Love playing Canadian Locations pretending to be Various Places In The US)
Is there only one convent in Vancouver?
(Love playing Canadian Locations pretending to be Various Places In The US)
Writers: You go to phenomenal effort to write the perfect longline to woo a production company, lovingly handcrafted to absolute perfection
Meanwhile: Disney+ for Tracker, episode summary:
"Colter follows a series of clues to find the truth"
😐
"Oh look, a clue!" 🤦🏼♀️
Meanwhile: Disney+ for Tracker, episode summary:
"Colter follows a series of clues to find the truth"
😐
"Oh look, a clue!" 🤦🏼♀️
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Writers: You go to phenomenal effort to write the perfect longline to woo a production company, lovingly handcrafted to absolute perfection
Meanwhile: Disney+ for Tracker, episode summary:
"Colter follows a series of clues to find the truth"
😐
"Oh look, a clue!" 🤦🏼♀️
Meanwhile: Disney+ for Tracker, episode summary:
"Colter follows a series of clues to find the truth"
😐
"Oh look, a clue!" 🤦🏼♀️
I so badly wanted to see this when I saw it advertised
He's GORGEOUS and nice muscles and yet so graceful and competent 🥰
But the blink and you'll miss it opening credit graphics were what I was expecting and god, so disappointing 😭
Canadian filming locations so lush tho
He's GORGEOUS and nice muscles and yet so graceful and competent 🥰
But the blink and you'll miss it opening credit graphics were what I was expecting and god, so disappointing 😭
Canadian filming locations so lush tho
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I so badly wanted to see this when I saw it advertised
He's GORGEOUS and nice muscles and yet so graceful and competent 🥰
But the blink and you'll miss it opening credit graphics were what I was expecting and god, so disappointing 😭
Canadian filming locations so lush tho
He's GORGEOUS and nice muscles and yet so graceful and competent 🥰
But the blink and you'll miss it opening credit graphics were what I was expecting and god, so disappointing 😭
Canadian filming locations so lush tho
Okay the new season isn't as terrible as the previous ones
I mean, it's still not great, unfortunately, but has upped the ante and was slightly, marginally, sort of, engaging
Can't forgive this for being so disappointing but pleased with the new season, and he is SO PRETTY
I mean, it's still not great, unfortunately, but has upped the ante and was slightly, marginally, sort of, engaging
Can't forgive this for being so disappointing but pleased with the new season, and he is SO PRETTY
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Okay the new season isn't as terrible as the previous ones
I mean, it's still not great, unfortunately, but has upped the ante and was slightly, marginally, sort of, engaging
Can't forgive this for being so disappointing but pleased with the new season, and he is SO PRETTY
I mean, it's still not great, unfortunately, but has upped the ante and was slightly, marginally, sort of, engaging
Can't forgive this for being so disappointing but pleased with the new season, and he is SO PRETTY
Cinema trip 🍿
Extremely high quality, mature, well crafted, infinitely more grown up and better than about 90% of anything coming out of Hollywood by so wide a nautical mile it would cover the Atlantic
But, cosy, cliched and I just wanted... I dunno, more
Bennett not quite Bolt standard
Extremely high quality, mature, well crafted, infinitely more grown up and better than about 90% of anything coming out of Hollywood by so wide a nautical mile it would cover the Atlantic
But, cosy, cliched and I just wanted... I dunno, more
Bennett not quite Bolt standard
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Cinema trip 🍿
Extremely high quality, mature, well crafted, infinitely more grown up and better than about 90% of anything coming out of Hollywood by so wide a nautical mile it would cover the Atlantic
But, cosy, cliched and I just wanted... I dunno, more
Bennett not quite Bolt standard
Extremely high quality, mature, well crafted, infinitely more grown up and better than about 90% of anything coming out of Hollywood by so wide a nautical mile it would cover the Atlantic
But, cosy, cliched and I just wanted... I dunno, more
Bennett not quite Bolt standard
Feeling really happy and relaxed for the first time in months after that 🥰
Now watching this, and I'm sorry, but I'm actually really enjoying it, perfect balance of cuddly, cheesy and huggable with action movie touches. Terrible but I'm enjoying it 🥰
Now watching this, and I'm sorry, but I'm actually really enjoying it, perfect balance of cuddly, cheesy and huggable with action movie touches. Terrible but I'm enjoying it 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Feeling really happy and relaxed for the first time in months after that 🥰
Now watching this, and I'm sorry, but I'm actually really enjoying it, perfect balance of cuddly, cheesy and huggable with action movie touches. Terrible but I'm enjoying it 🥰
Now watching this, and I'm sorry, but I'm actually really enjoying it, perfect balance of cuddly, cheesy and huggable with action movie touches. Terrible but I'm enjoying it 🥰
I should do a stuck in traffic rainfall exhibition
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I should do a stuck in traffic rainfall exhibition
Apres moi le deluge
Study in rainfall (aka "stuck in traffic in the pouring rain and bored")
Study in rainfall (aka "stuck in traffic in the pouring rain and bored")
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Apres moi le deluge
Study in rainfall (aka "stuck in traffic in the pouring rain and bored")
Study in rainfall (aka "stuck in traffic in the pouring rain and bored")
Quasi elite broadsheets complaining the BBC no longer represents the popular views of hard working ordinary Brits because it makes Strictly and the Traitors instead of highbrow content about ancient Rome and Shakespeare is... one hell of a take.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Quasi elite broadsheets complaining the BBC no longer represents the popular views of hard working ordinary Brits because it makes Strictly and the Traitors instead of highbrow content about ancient Rome and Shakespeare is... one hell of a take.
Consistent social media image
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Consistent social media image
May have changed my mind about the dress again
Mebbe this one
Mebbe this one
November 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
May have changed my mind about the dress again
Mebbe this one
Mebbe this one
So, the problem with the BBC is it's out of touch with the common people, so should be making highbrow elitist content for elites instead of the western hemisphere's most popular shows like Traitors, watched by a majority of the UK population?
Cool, cool, makes total sense
🤦🏼♀️
Cool, cool, makes total sense
🤦🏼♀️
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So, the problem with the BBC is it's out of touch with the common people, so should be making highbrow elitist content for elites instead of the western hemisphere's most popular shows like Traitors, watched by a majority of the UK population?
Cool, cool, makes total sense
🤦🏼♀️
Cool, cool, makes total sense
🤦🏼♀️
Not for glory
Self
Or war
But to take a stand
Against hatred, malice and a world devoid of love
To say, and stand, and die, to hold this thin and fragile and broken line
The boundary
Between light
And darkness
And that beyond this line
The shadows will not fall
Self
Or war
But to take a stand
Against hatred, malice and a world devoid of love
To say, and stand, and die, to hold this thin and fragile and broken line
The boundary
Between light
And darkness
And that beyond this line
The shadows will not fall
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Not for glory
Self
Or war
But to take a stand
Against hatred, malice and a world devoid of love
To say, and stand, and die, to hold this thin and fragile and broken line
The boundary
Between light
And darkness
And that beyond this line
The shadows will not fall
Self
Or war
But to take a stand
Against hatred, malice and a world devoid of love
To say, and stand, and die, to hold this thin and fragile and broken line
The boundary
Between light
And darkness
And that beyond this line
The shadows will not fall
Not to point out the obvious
But 007 is not his name. It's his number
Played by different actors
Just put in a new bloke starting on his first day on the job as 007, promoted from the RN
Not complicated, people
But 007 is not his name. It's his number
Played by different actors
Just put in a new bloke starting on his first day on the job as 007, promoted from the RN
Not complicated, people
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Not to point out the obvious
But 007 is not his name. It's his number
Played by different actors
Just put in a new bloke starting on his first day on the job as 007, promoted from the RN
Not complicated, people
But 007 is not his name. It's his number
Played by different actors
Just put in a new bloke starting on his first day on the job as 007, promoted from the RN
Not complicated, people
Spending the vast sum I get for this delivery run in the pub after 🤤
Perfect size pork roast 🥰
Well earned after three hours walking and carrying heavy packs
Magazine deliveries a bit more rewarding than RM training 😂
Perfect size pork roast 🥰
Well earned after three hours walking and carrying heavy packs
Magazine deliveries a bit more rewarding than RM training 😂
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Spending the vast sum I get for this delivery run in the pub after 🤤
Perfect size pork roast 🥰
Well earned after three hours walking and carrying heavy packs
Magazine deliveries a bit more rewarding than RM training 😂
Perfect size pork roast 🥰
Well earned after three hours walking and carrying heavy packs
Magazine deliveries a bit more rewarding than RM training 😂
Finally got the energy together for local magazine deliveries
This is my absolute perfect weather, balmy 12 degrees, skip of a wind, scudding silver clouds and the scent of petrichor 🥰❤️
But still just not feeling the drive
This is my absolute perfect weather, balmy 12 degrees, skip of a wind, scudding silver clouds and the scent of petrichor 🥰❤️
But still just not feeling the drive
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finally got the energy together for local magazine deliveries
This is my absolute perfect weather, balmy 12 degrees, skip of a wind, scudding silver clouds and the scent of petrichor 🥰❤️
But still just not feeling the drive
This is my absolute perfect weather, balmy 12 degrees, skip of a wind, scudding silver clouds and the scent of petrichor 🥰❤️
But still just not feeling the drive
This quote from a British general visiting America in the 1860s still valid today, and never gets old
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This quote from a British general visiting America in the 1860s still valid today, and never gets old
Oh God, I want to wear the newspaper! 🤩
I love my ombre, but if anyone has a spare Moschino crinoline newspaper ballgown lying around, I'll take that instead
Yes, I do sleek and sophisticated. It's my trademark
But I WANT to wear the outrageous
I love my ombre, but if anyone has a spare Moschino crinoline newspaper ballgown lying around, I'll take that instead
Yes, I do sleek and sophisticated. It's my trademark
But I WANT to wear the outrageous
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh God, I want to wear the newspaper! 🤩
I love my ombre, but if anyone has a spare Moschino crinoline newspaper ballgown lying around, I'll take that instead
Yes, I do sleek and sophisticated. It's my trademark
But I WANT to wear the outrageous
I love my ombre, but if anyone has a spare Moschino crinoline newspaper ballgown lying around, I'll take that instead
Yes, I do sleek and sophisticated. It's my trademark
But I WANT to wear the outrageous
Been to my PT at the gym and lost some calories. I can't find them anywhere so have had to buy some new ones on my way home.
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Been to my PT at the gym and lost some calories. I can't find them anywhere so have had to buy some new ones on my way home.
Black tie event outfit sorted. With a twist
November 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Black tie event outfit sorted. With a twist
Hanging with Mr Sewell. Well, he was there
Such wild & wonderful worlds, through which I have ventured, when first to paper laid my pen
The screens, the bars, of frustrated dreams, the subtle pains of art
Here amid mundane desperation, surviving,
The glory of the human heart
Such wild & wonderful worlds, through which I have ventured, when first to paper laid my pen
The screens, the bars, of frustrated dreams, the subtle pains of art
Here amid mundane desperation, surviving,
The glory of the human heart
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hanging with Mr Sewell. Well, he was there
Such wild & wonderful worlds, through which I have ventured, when first to paper laid my pen
The screens, the bars, of frustrated dreams, the subtle pains of art
Here amid mundane desperation, surviving,
The glory of the human heart
Such wild & wonderful worlds, through which I have ventured, when first to paper laid my pen
The screens, the bars, of frustrated dreams, the subtle pains of art
Here amid mundane desperation, surviving,
The glory of the human heart