Ars Hermetica
@arshermetica.bsky.social
Aspiring bog witch NPC trapped in the body of a nerdy Alaskan chef who only recently realized why choo-choo trains and counting things are so soothing...
Cheetos Buffalo Mac n Cheese is, frankly, fuckin revolting, but I ate it all and I'm very friggen high so. 10/10 would recommend
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Cheetos Buffalo Mac n Cheese is, frankly, fuckin revolting, but I ate it all and I'm very friggen high so. 10/10 would recommend
Well my cock is throbbing thinking about it so, same
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well my cock is throbbing thinking about it so, same
That's a given. Maybe recreate that jock strap video you sent me all those years ago only with my cock shoving it in😈
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
That's a given. Maybe recreate that jock strap video you sent me all those years ago only with my cock shoving it in😈
You missed my mouth babe
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You missed my mouth babe
Why thank you! I came up with that recipe waaaaaay back before I left Alaska for the outside and it's served me well
People keep asking to buy our pickles in bulk so I decided to be cheeky and flex my pickling skills
People keep asking to buy our pickles in bulk so I decided to be cheeky and flex my pickling skills
October 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Why thank you! I came up with that recipe waaaaaay back before I left Alaska for the outside and it's served me well
People keep asking to buy our pickles in bulk so I decided to be cheeky and flex my pickling skills
People keep asking to buy our pickles in bulk so I decided to be cheeky and flex my pickling skills
Thankfully I grew into my look
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Thankfully I grew into my look
You're a brilliantly talented person bubba
October 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You're a brilliantly talented person bubba
Ma'am I'm going to impregnate this boy as soon as the daikon is put away
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ma'am I'm going to impregnate this boy as soon as the daikon is put away
I'm just happy that the reporter was like "no you on Bart going to a farmers market is just perfect" I love being a chef
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm just happy that the reporter was like "no you on Bart going to a farmers market is just perfect" I love being a chef
People sleep on this motherfucker like he wasn't solely responsible for saving the world multiple times
October 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People sleep on this motherfucker like he wasn't solely responsible for saving the world multiple times
You steal my cigars so I'll violently fuck you, I'm not dumb
October 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You steal my cigars so I'll violently fuck you, I'm not dumb
Find a son to worship our cocks while we haul and trade smoke
October 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Find a son to worship our cocks while we haul and trade smoke
I dunno I stopped aging in my thirties and here we are
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I dunno I stopped aging in my thirties and here we are
It's about goddamned time
October 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It's about goddamned time
Fill mine, baby brother
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Fill mine, baby brother