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I'm not giving my name to a computer 😡
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80HD and two Masters Degrees and all I wanna talk about are books, my kids, and my dogs.
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Being an absolute menace brings me an immeasurable amount of joy
I do not accept it, leave me alone.
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think I'm gonna take a social media break over winter break. I might take a break from all the "smart" features of my phone, even--like checking my email and playing games and such.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Parenting is complaining about how other people raise their kids, and agreeing everyone else is doing it wrong 😂
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I thought she was older than that, this IS weird
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It's SO WEIRD TO ME that I'm almost the same age my MIL was when I first started dating my husband
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
This is the most I've decorated for the Christmas holiday in over 7 years. When my mom died, I didn't even really want to put up a tree. Now my living room is lit up by so many pretty lights.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I am in my mid-30s and it still feels illegal to have an alcoholic drink around former students.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When I was in college, a man was posing as a police officer and pulling women over and raping them along the road I sometimes drove to get to school.
For me, I can easily just avoid pulling over until I'm in a public space but I know why others cannot.
The FBI is sending memos out to local law enforcement agencies warning them that MEN NATIONWIDE are posing as ICE and wearing masks to commit

- rapes
- robberies
- kidnappings

There is a war on women and the Republicans have unleashed a unique terror allowing this.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Sometimes I feel a sudden urge to burst into tears. There isn't one single precipitating event, in fact, sometimes it is while I'm doing mundane life things.

Also, I've noticed I have a twitch these days. Not fun.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hate that I can't edit things. It'd even be ok if people could opt to see the original, I just wanna fix autocorrect mistakes that I missed
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I made it thirty days into the new school year before I suspect I've gotten an illness
And honestly, I think I got sick from my toddler and not school.
October 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Every potential "rapture" is a win-win for me. Either everyone who makes my life miserable disappears all at once, or they were all collectively wrong (again).
September 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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There is so much terrible about all of this, but what strikes me most is how often the teen suggested involving his family so he didn’t go through with the suicide and it appears that each time, ChatGPT discouraged him.
August 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have to fast for a blood test and I'm starving, but I couldn't get babysitting until 11 😔

Side note, I absolutely forgot and drank half a cup of coffee with sugar free creamer before remembering I was supposed to be fasting. I guess they won't get an accurate glucose. Oh well.
August 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Going to assume the same branding experts who convinced the NBC braintrust to go all in on “MS NOW” to replace MSNBC came up with this for Kristi Noem when she was governor of South Dakota:
August 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A complaint from teachers the world over: school starts in two days and they have us in district wide meetings All Damn Day.
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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He's definitely said approximations of "fuck!" a few times
August 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My 16 month old cannot say much but he can shout "no!" and say "uh oh" any time he drops anything.
August 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Some people feel the weather in their bones. A storm rolls in and so do headaches.

For years, this phenomenon was dismissed as imagination or coincidence.

Now, with sharper tools and more data, researchers are taking weather-related symptoms seriously.
If you feel the weather in your bones, this might be why
Meteoropathy is an emerging field that studies physiological reactions to environmental changes, especially barometric shifts.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
6yo and I are going on an overnight trip tomorrow to see a favorite band and I'm SO EXCITED TO DO THIS WITH HIM
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Now that the chapter is complete, I really recommend reading it from start to finish in one go!
July 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I said a group of people were being transphobic and some rando said "that's not transphobia, and I would know because I have a trans friend~"
Um, is the trans friend real because my buddy ....
July 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When told his dad wouldn't be home tonight my six yr old goes, "Great!"
I paused and was like, "Um, what?"
"Oh, cause if Dad isn't home I can sleep in your bed!" And then he laughed manically?
July 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Apricot carried our team. I lost it all for us. 😐😂
Guys, I'm going to an art trivia thing tomorrow but I've never gone to a trivia thing before. It's at a distillery but I think sponsored by an art museum. Do I need to, like, get out my old class notes do you think??? How hard are public trivia games?
One of my minors was art history but I'm old now
July 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM