Arlen Abraham
arlen.bsky.social
Arlen Abraham
@arlen.bsky.social
Certified blanket sommelier. He/him
Oakland/SF
Mariah Carey?
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Diagnosed with what? This seems perfectly normal.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is real.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’m sure I can find an excuse to fly to LA
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
yeah, no injuries
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
A tree fell on an Amazon truck in Nob Hill.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Ok but what if it could change the shape of your eyebrows?
September 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I didn’t know he was into golf
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I wish I knew Chotiner’s phone number so I could be sure to never answer if he called.
September 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
*whomst
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Right cat: Huckleberry, Huck, Huckster, Booboo, Bubba, Dumbass, Donkus
Left cat: Goji, Dingus

They’re foster cats and available for adoption!
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How long have you been in line?
September 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Kissed him on the mouth?
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM