Arkansaucian
@arkansaucian.bsky.social
Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.
Pinned
Arkansaucian
@arkansaucian.bsky.social
· Nov 23
I’m boring these days. I used to have dimensions!
Middle-aged gay lady in committed relationship
Originally from Up North
Have lived in AR 20+ years
Work full-time with numbers, but Crohn’s will likely cut my career short
Being ill has been isolating. Trying to find new ways to stay connected.
Middle-aged gay lady in committed relationship
Originally from Up North
Have lived in AR 20+ years
Work full-time with numbers, but Crohn’s will likely cut my career short
Being ill has been isolating. Trying to find new ways to stay connected.
In addition:
Long-suffering Chicago sports fan (Cubs not White Sox)
Speck of blue in Saline County, AR
I do the bidding of a black cat and two French bulldogs
Have The ADHD BAD
Used to love MMOs but now stick to Diablo IV
Love maps, and aerial and astrophotography
Long-suffering Chicago sports fan (Cubs not White Sox)
Speck of blue in Saline County, AR
I do the bidding of a black cat and two French bulldogs
Have The ADHD BAD
Used to love MMOs but now stick to Diablo IV
Love maps, and aerial and astrophotography
I didn’t have the language for it, but this states my fear cleanly.
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I didn’t have the language for it, but this states my fear cleanly.
Today is a good day to tell any MAGA stragglers in your circles, to get fucked.
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Today is a good day to tell any MAGA stragglers in your circles, to get fucked.
Hand surgeon, Costco, and dispensary all before 1030 today. On LOA from work.
Costco caught me on a nice day and I upgraded my membership last year; I was kicking myself a bit but it’s mighty fine getting in the door before 10, days before a winter storm.
Surgery is a last resort to fuse this:
Costco caught me on a nice day and I upgraded my membership last year; I was kicking myself a bit but it’s mighty fine getting in the door before 10, days before a winter storm.
Surgery is a last resort to fuse this:
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Hand surgeon, Costco, and dispensary all before 1030 today. On LOA from work.
Costco caught me on a nice day and I upgraded my membership last year; I was kicking myself a bit but it’s mighty fine getting in the door before 10, days before a winter storm.
Surgery is a last resort to fuse this:
Costco caught me on a nice day and I upgraded my membership last year; I was kicking myself a bit but it’s mighty fine getting in the door before 10, days before a winter storm.
Surgery is a last resort to fuse this:
no, YOU got Ativan in MY edibles
These two fight together hard.
I want to be a whimsical magical fairy grimp—unapproachable at first but then the joy flows ❤️
These two fight together hard.
I want to be a whimsical magical fairy grimp—unapproachable at first but then the joy flows ❤️
January 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
no, YOU got Ativan in MY edibles
These two fight together hard.
I want to be a whimsical magical fairy grimp—unapproachable at first but then the joy flows ❤️
These two fight together hard.
I want to be a whimsical magical fairy grimp—unapproachable at first but then the joy flows ❤️
yay!! Go my Bears!!
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 AM
yay!! Go my Bears!!
My dog died today but that orange dick in the people’s house lives to see tomorrow.
I am not any god’s favorite
I am not any god’s favorite
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 AM
My dog died today but that orange dick in the people’s house lives to see tomorrow.
I am not any god’s favorite
I am not any god’s favorite
Onward in my personal exploration of alternatives to MMJ edibles (gummies, mints, chocolates)—
Bought FECO in November, just recently finished the oil. Works quite well, a bit of a pain to dose in small amounts, tastes awful ad hoc.
Bought FECO in November, just recently finished the oil. Works quite well, a bit of a pain to dose in small amounts, tastes awful ad hoc.
January 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Onward in my personal exploration of alternatives to MMJ edibles (gummies, mints, chocolates)—
Bought FECO in November, just recently finished the oil. Works quite well, a bit of a pain to dose in small amounts, tastes awful ad hoc.
Bought FECO in November, just recently finished the oil. Works quite well, a bit of a pain to dose in small amounts, tastes awful ad hoc.
I am slowly losing the ability to use my hands without adaptations.
I have had eight joint fusions in my hands. I’ve known for awhile I’d need both thumbs operated on eventually as well. That time is fast approaching I think, and I’ve made an appt with the surgeon.
I have had eight joint fusions in my hands. I’ve known for awhile I’d need both thumbs operated on eventually as well. That time is fast approaching I think, and I’ve made an appt with the surgeon.
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am slowly losing the ability to use my hands without adaptations.
I have had eight joint fusions in my hands. I’ve known for awhile I’d need both thumbs operated on eventually as well. That time is fast approaching I think, and I’ve made an appt with the surgeon.
I have had eight joint fusions in my hands. I’ve known for awhile I’d need both thumbs operated on eventually as well. That time is fast approaching I think, and I’ve made an appt with the surgeon.
I know today can be difficult for a lot of people—but you are needed here. 💚
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I know today can be difficult for a lot of people—but you are needed here. 💚
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The Chicago Christmas Tree in Millennium Park. Last night in downtown.
December 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The Chicago Christmas Tree in Millennium Park. Last night in downtown.
Me, multiple times the past week when I’ve opened this app:
December 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me, multiple times the past week when I’ve opened this app:
Fuck these Arkansas reps and senators. Just trash all the way around.
Rep. Crawford defends Hegseth's second strike on a demolished boat: "They were trying to right that ship. It was still laden with cargo. They were potentially signaling other vessels in the region."
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Fuck these Arkansas reps and senators. Just trash all the way around.
Now five animals in the wild?
Black bear (up the road)
Turkeys (also up the road)
Coyote (wrestling a deer in my backyard. He lost)
Elk
Pronghorn
Black bear (up the road)
Turkeys (also up the road)
Coyote (wrestling a deer in my backyard. He lost)
Elk
Pronghorn
November 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Now five animals in the wild?
Black bear (up the road)
Turkeys (also up the road)
Coyote (wrestling a deer in my backyard. He lost)
Elk
Pronghorn
Black bear (up the road)
Turkeys (also up the road)
Coyote (wrestling a deer in my backyard. He lost)
Elk
Pronghorn
Reposted by Arkansaucian
ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ok this joke might be a little too specific
Trying FECO this fine Black Friday. Too early to report, but hoping for full body pain relief ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Trying FECO this fine Black Friday. Too early to report, but hoping for full body pain relief ❤️
Five concerts I’ve seen?
• All 3 years of Lilith Fair (🌈)
• Lady Gaga a whooooole bunch
• Muse (best one)
• Fleetwood Mac (entire band)
• Beyoncé (only concert I’ve seen with CREDITS)
• All 3 years of Lilith Fair (🌈)
• Lady Gaga a whooooole bunch
• Muse (best one)
• Fleetwood Mac (entire band)
• Beyoncé (only concert I’ve seen with CREDITS)
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Five concerts I’ve seen?
• All 3 years of Lilith Fair (🌈)
• Lady Gaga a whooooole bunch
• Muse (best one)
• Fleetwood Mac (entire band)
• Beyoncé (only concert I’ve seen with CREDITS)
• All 3 years of Lilith Fair (🌈)
• Lady Gaga a whooooole bunch
• Muse (best one)
• Fleetwood Mac (entire band)
• Beyoncé (only concert I’ve seen with CREDITS)
Reposted by Arkansaucian
Congresswoman @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social is FINALLY being sworn in as a member of the House!
November 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Congresswoman @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social is FINALLY being sworn in as a member of the House!
All those folks on Twitter calling me a bot would feel mighty dumb right now if they were introspective. Fuckers.
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
All those folks on Twitter calling me a bot would feel mighty dumb right now if they were introspective. Fuckers.
It’s time. She’s served well, but it’s time.
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the U.S. House.
Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House
Powerful Democratic former speaker Nancy Pelosi won’t seek reelection to the U.S. House. Pelosi’s announcement Thursday brings to a close her storied career as not only the first woman in the speaker’s office but arguably the most powerful in American politics.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It’s time. She’s served well, but it’s time.
Honk honk, the disc that was once simply abutting the sacral nerve is now impinging it.
Because I had an epidural injection just one week before the injury, insurance may be reluctant to approve another injection so soon.
We shall see. If they deny it, they’ll end up paying way more—for surgery.
Because I had an epidural injection just one week before the injury, insurance may be reluctant to approve another injection so soon.
We shall see. If they deny it, they’ll end up paying way more—for surgery.
I already have a bad back, but I’ve done fully forked it up, by picking up the dog.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Honk honk, the disc that was once simply abutting the sacral nerve is now impinging it.
Because I had an epidural injection just one week before the injury, insurance may be reluctant to approve another injection so soon.
We shall see. If they deny it, they’ll end up paying way more—for surgery.
Because I had an epidural injection just one week before the injury, insurance may be reluctant to approve another injection so soon.
We shall see. If they deny it, they’ll end up paying way more—for surgery.
I already have a bad back, but I’ve done fully forked it up, by picking up the dog.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I already have a bad back, but I’ve done fully forked it up, by picking up the dog.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
I lift, it pops, I scream and legs buckle.
The only position that relieves pain is lying flat.
Day 8 of this and it hasn’t subsided one itty bit.
MRI is Tuesday, so this weekend is dedicated to tasting colors.
I miss 24-hour grocery stores.
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I miss 24-hour grocery stores.
Well, they are in Will County (my home land) so they’ll fit right in.
Greg Abbott sends the elite Meal Team 6 from the Texas National Guard into Illinois.
October 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well, they are in Will County (my home land) so they’ll fit right in.
Reposted by Arkansaucian
skunk = 🦨
skink = 🦎
skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it
skink = 🦎
skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it
October 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
skunk = 🦨
skink = 🦎
skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it
skink = 🦎
skank = never mind, this can’t be worth it