I still don't really know what poppers are and at this point I am kind of afraid to ask

Laying there doing nothing, but like, erotically

God you’re so fucking cool

but then also, like, your garden variety drunken step dad that pushed me into corners and swung on me, etc etc

I got mostly psychological torment and passive aggressive reminders that I was unlovable

My mother made me sit in a hard wooden chair and repeat, over and over: “I am not special. I am average. I am only worth what I provide to people”

Okay but this is true for Paprika

Hell yeah girl

the split screen at the door?

give ari her FUCKING oscar

is rooster played by Hari Nef?

probably

holy shit I have never wanted to see a movie more

oh my god, you're so right, I didn't even notice that

Cishet people make it 12 hours without discounting lived experience challenge

Why couldn’t he have demanded a sequel to a movie that was really good and bombed at the box office

“I demand to see The Nice Guys 2”

It is remarkably easy to nothing your family

There’s no hard feelings because there’s no feelings at all; only the emotional shield you use to prevent disappointment

I must be notified of every ephemeral ass post so that I never miss one

When you meet them on their terms, and discuss anything outside their extremely specific field, you also find them to be hilariously stupid and overconfident in their ability to solve any problem.

I’ve had a Silicon Valley founder tell me that he was qualified to solve literally any world problem.