Current version: Cat mom.
Cost Danshoku Dieno the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight championship with a smooch.
Fewer things in the living room right now, more things in the belly.
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities