JD "I-don't-give-a-shit" Vance

"In the name of The Father, The Cubs, and The Holy Deep Dish, I absolve you of your sins, child."

*Swings bat across the penitent's face*

Zionism is the excuse the state of Israel uses for their genocide. Zionism is one of many problems in this war. But no matter how much you desperately try to conflate anti-genocide criticisms with "antisemitism," you remain one of the biggest problems of all... because you excuse genocide blindly.

I'd definitely have a large lump on my head after I confess to him that deep dish is heresy!

Only the ones trashing deep dish.🤣

"Y'all don't look like you're from 'round here, stranger."

@cauldron-and-quill.bsky.social

Texas already has those. Hence, why they'd feel comfortable there.🤷🏽

I've always loved this one most!

Joe Camel was based off of Chuck Norris.🤷🏽

As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I can assure you... they'll trip over their own feet at the finish line.

Nah. He'll get a pardon from trump.

Just so long as it isn't the Necromancy of Thay.