One of the landmarks I was given to navigate by was "a special tractor for cutting down cats"

I love it but I was never not going to. Metropolitan sounds like exactly my bag. Thank you again

The fact the Coens' two most terrifying characters (Abelman and Chigurh) are sideswiped in traffic by unfeatured figures (one fatally and off-camera) implies a Mel Brooks in 2000 Year Old Man approach to theology, cf. "There's something bigger than Phil."

I'll consider it my homework. Thanks for the tip. (I mostly just wanted to see if there was a Sy Abelman hive on here because the phrase amused me, and Fred Melamed just popped up in a Hannah and Her Sisters rewatch, so this is a bonus)

Still somehow never seen a Whit Stillman film. Is this the place to start?

Not at all! I'd take it over supervising coursework/navigating adolescence any day! Good luck, we're all counting on you

Got a nine-year-old too and tend to agree, but if I ever catch myself looking back fondly on this particular morning I'll need to give myself a talking to

Seriously though, imagine having split personalities and both of them are Hitler

Okay, a rollercoaster first morning and definitely *not* what I thought I was signing up for, but I think I got this. Going to sign out my socials and go have an early lunch

Oh shit, just found this. Really wish I'd done my due diligence before signing a two-year contract

Okay, finished my coffee. Gonna try and parlay this into a mental health awareness campaign and possibly a flatshare sitcom pitch

Still bothered by 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover offering, at most, three ways to leave a lover