I'd say it's the least you could do.

As a drunkard of 25 years I've never started or been in a fight or even been proximate to one. Find better drinking buddies.

This is a flagrant violation of Betteridge's Law of headlines.

A lot of innocent Damascènes will probably lose their homes or worse. There's no indication the rebels are any better (and may be significantly worse) for the lives of an average Syrian. Not feeling the dad joke vibe.

With my Irish skin and living in Sydney, few things scare me more than being in sunshine for an hour. Show sounds good though!

When in most countries the entire ordeal is less than two months from calling the election to the peaceful transfer of power.