The leash around your/my neck.

If I was around in the past I would’ve been a truck driver. Driving across the whole world getting bitches everywhere I rest my rig. I’d be the best in the entire world, they’d have to blow me up with dynamite or whatever the fuck they had to stop me.

Just clarifying in advance that the bitch who wrote this is totally out to get me. I was NOT crying in my cockpit!

I don’t do an ahego, when I cum I make a victory face

its called WARMHOUND because well who doesnt want to snuggle up nice and warm with dogy

and if you like WARHOUND you can get a physical copy www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJT7DSNY

STOP SAYING I MADE THE THEABOROS RED CAUSE OF CHAR!!!!

That stupid little bitch has nothing on me, I’ve probably fucked more girls than he ever has. Besides he’s not even a real person, and I’m as real as it gets!

Trans girls only get hotter the more useless and easy to manipulate their body becomes

Did Sartha fucking block me

That starlight wasn’t shit. Saw more dogs barking at a rave than when I took it.

Finally, someone gets it.

um uuu check this out?

a conversation with my partner has lead to the introduction of Increasing Levels of Violence and Also Hypnosis to my relationship, something that will assuredly Not Make Me Worse

Cuck is more a mindset thing than an action. Conductors of orchestras sit in the corner and you don’t see anyone acting like they’re not a part of the action. Sometimes I’m that conductor.

Everyone always wants to go for the tgirls with big dicks that work great. Personally I think there’s some beauty in the art of a good strap. Good strap game is better than a cock any time.

When people use “Nothing makes *blank* feel good the way being saddled up in the cockpit of a huge mech suit does.” They all got that from me. I’d say it any time some hotshot journalist tried asking me questions. All press is good press especially when they’re screaming my name by the end of it.

If y’all knew half the shit Sartha Thrace gets off to she would not be the default number one is all I’m saying. I saw her look at a “no pets allowed” sign in front of a hardware store and she got wet about it.

Overheard someone call Leinth the “second best” who the fuck are you fooling. I’ll beat the shit out of her about this later.

Some of these newbies have never pissed in a cockpit before and it shows. A mid sortie piss makes all the difference between life and death