Arcane Dendroglyph
@arcane-dendroglyph.bsky.social
Wrangler of angry pixies. Suffering from destinesia. Used computers and internet for decades but treated 'social media' like a read-only device with an infectious disease.
I hope Trump has a bad dream where he's about to kiss Putin but suddenly his colostomy bag bursts.
January 18, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I hope Trump has a bad dream where he's about to kiss Putin but suddenly his colostomy bag bursts.
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OI! FUCK AI!
OI! FUCK AI!
The Grid and the Scam.
YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse
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January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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OI! FUCK AI!
OI! FUCK AI!
“Finger-licking good” is still a little unclear.
Are we talking ‘lick your own fingers’ good, or ‘lick a stranger’s fingers who just came out of the restroom with dry hands’ good?
Are we talking ‘lick your own fingers’ good, or ‘lick a stranger’s fingers who just came out of the restroom with dry hands’ good?
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“Finger-licking good” is still a little unclear.
Are we talking ‘lick your own fingers’ good, or ‘lick a stranger’s fingers who just came out of the restroom with dry hands’ good?
Are we talking ‘lick your own fingers’ good, or ‘lick a stranger’s fingers who just came out of the restroom with dry hands’ good?
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If you're against Trump and Big Tech, watch this.
Trump is so stupid, he has unwittingly created an opportunity for a better world - the entire world, not just the USA.
If you're against Trump and Big Tech, watch this.
Trump is so stupid, he has unwittingly created an opportunity for a better world - the entire world, not just the USA.
39C3 - A post-American, enshittification-resistant internet
YouTube video by media.ccc.de
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January 12, 2026 at 5:49 AM
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If you're against Trump and Big Tech, watch this.
Trump is so stupid, he has unwittingly created an opportunity for a better world - the entire world, not just the USA.
If you're against Trump and Big Tech, watch this.
Trump is so stupid, he has unwittingly created an opportunity for a better world - the entire world, not just the USA.
Here at Pickle, we promise never to gaze into your AI soul, or hold it ransom, or to let someone else do so, unless we think we can profit bigly and we can get away with it.
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Here at Pickle, we promise never to gaze into your AI soul, or hold it ransom, or to let someone else do so, unless we think we can profit bigly and we can get away with it.
I predict that all visual content will be re-rendered as a mosaic of ads.
The next revolution for mankind is when they play two ads at once on tv.
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I predict that all visual content will be re-rendered as a mosaic of ads.
Sweet MOG, I have finally finished Hades II to 100% completion.
Did I cheat? Oh fuck yes.
I had to; I started back in pre-release, and I had about 150 runs. This led to a few teensy-tiny bugs after release.
I got soft-locked and couldn't do some things.
Did I cheat? Oh fuck yes.
I had to; I started back in pre-release, and I had about 150 runs. This led to a few teensy-tiny bugs after release.
I got soft-locked and couldn't do some things.
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Sweet MOG, I have finally finished Hades II to 100% completion.
Did I cheat? Oh fuck yes.
I had to; I started back in pre-release, and I had about 150 runs. This led to a few teensy-tiny bugs after release.
I got soft-locked and couldn't do some things.
Did I cheat? Oh fuck yes.
I had to; I started back in pre-release, and I had about 150 runs. This led to a few teensy-tiny bugs after release.
I got soft-locked and couldn't do some things.
I want a girl with a short mail skirt and a long, long history of arson
December 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I want a girl with a short mail skirt and a long, long history of arson
Reposted by Arcane Dendroglyph
Sure, it would suck to be on the receiving end of "death by a thousand cuts", but have you thought about the poor underpaid bastard who has to actually do it? Especially if he's only paid piecework. RSI and carpal tunnel for the rest of his life.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sure, it would suck to be on the receiving end of "death by a thousand cuts", but have you thought about the poor underpaid bastard who has to actually do it? Especially if he's only paid piecework. RSI and carpal tunnel for the rest of his life.
The problem is not Trump alone. Trump, in all honesty, simply never could have fucked that much.
What more likely makes the task onerous is that the FBI was also given the directive "don't piss off anyone rich", so they have to run a credit check on every name that appears in the files.
What more likely makes the task onerous is that the FBI was also given the directive "don't piss off anyone rich", so they have to run a credit check on every name that appears in the files.
So they've apparently had 1000 agents working through the 300GB of Epstein files, and they've managed to release under 1% of them, and those wholly or heavily redacted.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
December 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The problem is not Trump alone. Trump, in all honesty, simply never could have fucked that much.
What more likely makes the task onerous is that the FBI was also given the directive "don't piss off anyone rich", so they have to run a credit check on every name that appears in the files.
What more likely makes the task onerous is that the FBI was also given the directive "don't piss off anyone rich", so they have to run a credit check on every name that appears in the files.
The horrible relationship between algorithms and knowledge has depths yet to be plumbed.
OUAT, I encountered videos of Professor Hans Rosling, who was making TED talks, fighting against global ignorance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcV...
OUAT, I encountered videos of Professor Hans Rosling, who was making TED talks, fighting against global ignorance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcV...
The Population Myth | The Reality of Global Growth | Facts vs. Fiction
YouTube video by Moconomy
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December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The horrible relationship between algorithms and knowledge has depths yet to be plumbed.
OUAT, I encountered videos of Professor Hans Rosling, who was making TED talks, fighting against global ignorance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcV...
OUAT, I encountered videos of Professor Hans Rosling, who was making TED talks, fighting against global ignorance.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIcV...
I was today days old when I figured out that 💯 was unicode and I could use it wherever I wanted, and I didn't have to go hunting for a gif
December 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I was today days old when I figured out that 💯 was unicode and I could use it wherever I wanted, and I didn't have to go hunting for a gif
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I eagerly await the bullshit-cancelling headphones.
As a product of the American education system, I never had an appreciation of poetry, mostly because it was forced upon me.
But this? This is the sort of thing I wish had been a part of that earlier epoch.
#exurb1a
I eagerly await the bullshit-cancelling headphones.
As a product of the American education system, I never had an appreciation of poetry, mostly because it was forced upon me.
But this? This is the sort of thing I wish had been a part of that earlier epoch.
#exurb1a
Then Next Comes
YouTube video by exurb1a
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December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
youtu.be/o1OsDWT_DUc?...
I eagerly await the bullshit-cancelling headphones.
As a product of the American education system, I never had an appreciation of poetry, mostly because it was forced upon me.
But this? This is the sort of thing I wish had been a part of that earlier epoch.
#exurb1a
I eagerly await the bullshit-cancelling headphones.
As a product of the American education system, I never had an appreciation of poetry, mostly because it was forced upon me.
But this? This is the sort of thing I wish had been a part of that earlier epoch.
#exurb1a
How I Broke up with Adobe
YouTube video by James Lee (Animation)
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December 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I've made a habit of reading my replies twice before hitting 'post'.
No matter how witty I thought I was being, this has led me to discarding no less than a dozen replies in the past 30 minutes.
Heap me with praise for my restraint.
No matter how witty I thought I was being, this has led me to discarding no less than a dozen replies in the past 30 minutes.
Heap me with praise for my restraint.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I've made a habit of reading my replies twice before hitting 'post'.
No matter how witty I thought I was being, this has led me to discarding no less than a dozen replies in the past 30 minutes.
Heap me with praise for my restraint.
No matter how witty I thought I was being, this has led me to discarding no less than a dozen replies in the past 30 minutes.
Heap me with praise for my restraint.
Dang, I need to stock up on some really good strong libations to prepare for anticipated obituaries.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Dang, I need to stock up on some really good strong libations to prepare for anticipated obituaries.
Reposted by Arcane Dendroglyph
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"if you fire the referees, it means there are no more rules"
"if you fire the referees, it means there are no more rules"
Cory Doctorow and Ed Zitron on Enshittification and the Rot Economy | Better Offline
YouTube video by Better Offline
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November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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"if you fire the referees, it means there are no more rules"
"if you fire the referees, it means there are no more rules"
America's First VPN Ban: What Comes Next?
YouTube video by Techlore
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November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lame Duck should remember Miss Piggy knows judo
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lame Duck should remember Miss Piggy knows judo
youtu.be/hHCTTa8UP9U?...
I'm suddenly taken with an urge to configure one of my #NixOS #linux installs with the hostname 'my-love'
I'm suddenly taken with an urge to configure one of my #NixOS #linux installs with the hostname 'my-love'
They asked for drums on this bike alarm
YouTube video by Venjent
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November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I'm suddenly taken with an urge to configure one of my #NixOS #linux installs with the hostname 'my-love'
I'm suddenly taken with an urge to configure one of my #NixOS #linux installs with the hostname 'my-love'
Please of please will some reporter ask Trump what Clinton tastes like
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Please of please will some reporter ask Trump what Clinton tastes like