A banger, you might say.

I'm sure you're not, and I do the same, but I also like peace and quiet sometimes!

So do I!

If you are eligible for the mobility component of PIP, you can spend *your own money* topping that up to have a great accessible car. Critics should ask: Why are you against this? What it is about disabled people that makes you believe it’s wrong to have nice things they paid for themselves?

If it makes you feel any better my office landline fritzed last week, I rang IT, they said have you tried turning it off and on again. I turned it off while I was on the call and then sat there saying "hello?" and wondering why they'd hung up on me.