Even better!

Perhaps more accurately rendered as "How close are his sipper and his fart-hole!"

i'm sure you've checked them out, but the excerpts from al-Zaǧǧālī and Alonso del Castillo's collections of proverbs in Corriente's 2013 Andalusi Arabic grammar are really fun

yaʕṭí Alláh alfúl liman ma ʕíndu iḍrasáyn
'God gives beans to those who have no teeth'

Woops the transliteration of the first line should be

inna baniyya ṣibyatun ṣayfiyyūn

The tradeoff in the translation is that the summer of one's life sounds like it means the prime of one's life, which isn't the case, but I like the way it sounds and hopefully the contrast with spring makes the speaker's age apparent.

The two words that rhyme here are interesting.

ṣayfiyyūn means sons born to someone in their old age but it comes from the word ṣayf (summer), hence my translation

ribʿiyyūn means sons born in one's youth but derives from rabīʿ (spring).

Transliteration:

inna s-salāmata minhā tarku mā fīhā

"Fart in the mosque and you will be famous."

This is said of one who is eager to gain a reputation even if it is a bad one.

It would be nice if that were true.

b. Al-Maydānī says the proverb would make more sense if we read miʿrāḍ as "hint", so the meaning would then be that one may insinuate that something is the case without outright lies.

Depending on how one reads the word miʿrāḍ (pl. maʿārīḍi) this either means that:

a. In the normal course of speech you can avoid subjects you might feel compelled to lie about. This follows the usual sense of miʿrāḍ.