Date idea: Candle light dinner eating McDonald’s for dinner watching your favorite Netflix show together >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
October 6, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Date idea: Candle light dinner eating McDonald’s for dinner watching your favorite Netflix show together >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
There should be blood test or some ancestry button to automatically block every family member on social media apps.
October 5, 2023 at 3:35 PM
There should be blood test or some ancestry button to automatically block every family member on social media apps.
I hear thirst traps work great on this app so here you go:
October 5, 2023 at 11:28 AM
I hear thirst traps work great on this app so here you go:
Hi. Don’t read the alt text. Thanks.
October 5, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Hi. Don’t read the alt text. Thanks.
Do you ever just talk to your female coworkers and make yourself extra flouncy to make them feel safe?
Same.
Same.
October 5, 2023 at 10:55 AM
Do you ever just talk to your female coworkers and make yourself extra flouncy to make them feel safe?
Same.
Same.
I might be the first brown guy in the nation who has lactose intolerance and idk this feels like a bigger ‘sin’ than the one in my profile photo I can commit according to everyone.
October 5, 2023 at 10:54 AM
I might be the first brown guy in the nation who has lactose intolerance and idk this feels like a bigger ‘sin’ than the one in my profile photo I can commit according to everyone.
Americans: our health care system sucks.
Pakistanis: you guys have a healthcare system? 🥲
Pakistanis: you guys have a healthcare system? 🥲
October 4, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Americans: our health care system sucks.
Pakistanis: you guys have a healthcare system? 🥲
Pakistanis: you guys have a healthcare system? 🥲
How does one born in a country and it becomes their whole struggle/victory ground forever.
That’s fucked up.
That’s fucked up.
October 4, 2023 at 7:54 AM
How does one born in a country and it becomes their whole struggle/victory ground forever.
That’s fucked up.
That’s fucked up.
I am not a vegetarian or vegan but combining egg and chicken in a food plate just seems so cruel.
October 4, 2023 at 7:52 AM
I am not a vegetarian or vegan but combining egg and chicken in a food plate just seems so cruel.
Become a boyfriend: ✅
October 2, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Become a boyfriend: ✅
‘Stop being a pussy’
Oh that powerful thing that can stretch enough to bring a human out of the woman’s body?
It’s high time we change that to ‘you’ll never be a pussy!!’
Oh that powerful thing that can stretch enough to bring a human out of the woman’s body?
It’s high time we change that to ‘you’ll never be a pussy!!’
September 27, 2023 at 6:47 PM
‘Stop being a pussy’
Oh that powerful thing that can stretch enough to bring a human out of the woman’s body?
It’s high time we change that to ‘you’ll never be a pussy!!’
Oh that powerful thing that can stretch enough to bring a human out of the woman’s body?
It’s high time we change that to ‘you’ll never be a pussy!!’
I can’t watch ‘heartstopper’ without feeling anxious.
September 26, 2023 at 10:20 AM
I can’t watch ‘heartstopper’ without feeling anxious.
‘Time goes by fast’
Not if you’re doing planks. Nope.
Not if you’re doing planks. Nope.
September 26, 2023 at 10:18 AM
‘Time goes by fast’
Not if you’re doing planks. Nope.
Not if you’re doing planks. Nope.
Did you guys know about queeringthemap.com?
You can put your own pin or read anyone else’s pin from anywhere in the world. It’s so wholesome!
You can put your own pin or read anyone else’s pin from anywhere in the world. It’s so wholesome!
September 23, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Did you guys know about queeringthemap.com?
You can put your own pin or read anyone else’s pin from anywhere in the world. It’s so wholesome!
You can put your own pin or read anyone else’s pin from anywhere in the world. It’s so wholesome!
I paid $20 a while ago to a random IG ad for fun to find out how my ✨soulmate✨ will look like… 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
September 23, 2023 at 12:46 PM
I paid $20 a while ago to a random IG ad for fun to find out how my ✨soulmate✨ will look like… 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Unless you’re lactose intolerant…
Cheese fixes the cracks in our hearts.
September 22, 2023 at 9:53 AM
Unless you’re lactose intolerant…
Okay this Bluesky fame is getting to my head. I have 12 followers. 🙌
That’s the same as Jesus.
That’s the same as Jesus.
September 21, 2023 at 11:16 AM
Okay this Bluesky fame is getting to my head. I have 12 followers. 🙌
That’s the same as Jesus.
That’s the same as Jesus.
I was just told by a few Muslim missionaries to not wear shorts because seeing another man’s uncovered knees is forbidden.
I am oddly flattered that I possess that power. 🥰
I am oddly flattered that I possess that power. 🥰
September 20, 2023 at 1:52 PM
I was just told by a few Muslim missionaries to not wear shorts because seeing another man’s uncovered knees is forbidden.
I am oddly flattered that I possess that power. 🥰
I am oddly flattered that I possess that power. 🥰
Me: ‘ I am so busy with work. I can’t find a time to hangout’
Also me: watches the entire season of office in between work breaks.
Conclusion: if he wanted to; he would!
Also me: watches the entire season of office in between work breaks.
Conclusion: if he wanted to; he would!
September 20, 2023 at 11:29 AM
Me: ‘ I am so busy with work. I can’t find a time to hangout’
Also me: watches the entire season of office in between work breaks.
Conclusion: if he wanted to; he would!
Also me: watches the entire season of office in between work breaks.
Conclusion: if he wanted to; he would!
My followers and following count is giving 11.11
Everyone time to make a wish!
#1111
Everyone time to make a wish!
#1111
September 14, 2023 at 5:20 AM
My followers and following count is giving 11.11
Everyone time to make a wish!
#1111
Everyone time to make a wish!
#1111
Me with a random cutie I see on bus stop: ‘hey!’ * thinks about our wedding, kids, death scenarios and how we’re gonna be so happy once we choose 401K plan*
Also Me in a healthy dating scenario: let’s keep it chill and not commit to anything yet.
🙄🙄
Also Me in a healthy dating scenario: let’s keep it chill and not commit to anything yet.
🙄🙄
September 13, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Me with a random cutie I see on bus stop: ‘hey!’ * thinks about our wedding, kids, death scenarios and how we’re gonna be so happy once we choose 401K plan*
Also Me in a healthy dating scenario: let’s keep it chill and not commit to anything yet.
🙄🙄
Also Me in a healthy dating scenario: let’s keep it chill and not commit to anything yet.
🙄🙄
None of life’s problems matter when you have to hold your pee for an hour in a non stopping bus on a highway in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
September 13, 2023 at 5:22 PM
None of life’s problems matter when you have to hold your pee for an hour in a non stopping bus on a highway in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Came home after a year of traveling only to find this pillow sitting in the closet. 😅
September 11, 2023 at 6:36 PM
Came home after a year of traveling only to find this pillow sitting in the closet. 😅