A Professional Idiot
@aprofessionalidiot.bsky.social
Professionally stupid
Any pronouns because I don’t care
Any pronouns because I don’t care
That would be a hell of a punchline to this year
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
That would be a hell of a punchline to this year
Unironically though I’ve been using this name on all platforms for several years, I’m shocked it took this long for someone to make that joke
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Unironically though I’ve been using this name on all platforms for several years, I’m shocked it took this long for someone to make that joke
So he’s really just that senile, huh? Can’t even remember which option hurts him more
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
So he’s really just that senile, huh? Can’t even remember which option hurts him more
All according to plan. Probably. What was the plan again?
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All according to plan. Probably. What was the plan again?
I mean every starter is at least okay. All of the others are more okay than Chikorita
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I mean every starter is at least okay. All of the others are more okay than Chikorita
And also Chikorita
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
And also Chikorita
I mean that sounds like… improvement? Maybe? Honestly I’m a bit confused on what they’re trying to say
November 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I mean that sounds like… improvement? Maybe? Honestly I’m a bit confused on what they’re trying to say
Second one. It’s either that or it’s just one big circle but I’m going with the marginally better option
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Second one. It’s either that or it’s just one big circle but I’m going with the marginally better option
Doughnut.
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Doughnut.
Counterpoint, broken knees keeps them in range longer
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Counterpoint, broken knees keeps them in range longer
“Turning on him and being disloyal”
In what fucking world is that a normal thing for a president to accuse someone of?
Also, if nothing else, hopefully this makes her vote against the stuff he likes out of spite.
In what fucking world is that a normal thing for a president to accuse someone of?
Also, if nothing else, hopefully this makes her vote against the stuff he likes out of spite.
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“Turning on him and being disloyal”
In what fucking world is that a normal thing for a president to accuse someone of?
Also, if nothing else, hopefully this makes her vote against the stuff he likes out of spite.
In what fucking world is that a normal thing for a president to accuse someone of?
Also, if nothing else, hopefully this makes her vote against the stuff he likes out of spite.
Totalitarianism, not tolerance. I assume it was just a typo or autocorrect but they are substantially different
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Totalitarianism, not tolerance. I assume it was just a typo or autocorrect but they are substantially different
What are the chances that map is even accurate? Like I’m assuming they fucked it up somehow (outside of the entire premise being fucked up)
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What are the chances that map is even accurate? Like I’m assuming they fucked it up somehow (outside of the entire premise being fucked up)
And also bombing random boats from another country. Just remembered he was doing that. What the fuck is this world
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
And also bombing random boats from another country. Just remembered he was doing that. What the fuck is this world
Honestly fucking hilarious if it’s true though
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Honestly fucking hilarious if it’s true though
Me on my way to reread my favorite childhood series every winter
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Me on my way to reread my favorite childhood series every winter
For violating RULE 1. They couldn’t even read the first one
(I have no idea what that is because I don’t use Reddit but still)
(I have no idea what that is because I don’t use Reddit but still)
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
For violating RULE 1. They couldn’t even read the first one
(I have no idea what that is because I don’t use Reddit but still)
(I have no idea what that is because I don’t use Reddit but still)
I love him :D
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I love him :D
So blatant racism and defending pedophiles in one sentence. Certainly fucking sounds like America, god damn it
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So blatant racism and defending pedophiles in one sentence. Certainly fucking sounds like America, god damn it
Thing with this is just don’t be annoying about it
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thing with this is just don’t be annoying about it
In other news, the sky is blue and birds exist
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
In other news, the sky is blue and birds exist
That’s not new information though. We knew this. That’s like, their entire platform at this point. They run on “we’ll fuck up everything, but it’ll be worse for the guys you hate” and it works.
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That’s not new information though. We knew this. That’s like, their entire platform at this point. They run on “we’ll fuck up everything, but it’ll be worse for the guys you hate” and it works.
Is it possible?
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is it possible?
To be clear that’s a good thing, that game is beautiful
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
To be clear that’s a good thing, that game is beautiful