April Would.
@aprilwould.bsky.social
18+ Professional Siren. Sexy Monologist. Purveyor of the "Thinking Man's Smut." She/They. BLM. Avatar by SorenZer0
Why is The House That Jack Built on Disney plus?
September 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Why is The House That Jack Built on Disney plus?
Post a photo of yourself from a different era
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Post a photo of yourself from a different era
2025. It's time. Face reveal.
January 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
2025. It's time. Face reveal.
The exact face a man makes when you tell him, “Don’t worry. I brought condoms.”
November 28, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The exact face a man makes when you tell him, “Don’t worry. I brought condoms.”
Publishers Weekly reviewed The Best Women’s Erotica of the Year: Vol. 10 (arriving 12/3) and my story was mentioned by name!
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Publishers Weekly reviewed The Best Women’s Erotica of the Year: Vol. 10 (arriving 12/3) and my story was mentioned by name!
Actual picture of me.
November 1, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Actual picture of me.
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
September 19, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
My first crush on a woman ever was this illustration of Glinda, the Good Witch of the South by Charles Santore.
August 28, 2024 at 8:53 AM
My first crush on a woman ever was this illustration of Glinda, the Good Witch of the South by Charles Santore.
Today in would-be memoir covers that are actually ads. I could call it "Surrender April."
Found on darkroastedblend.com
Found on darkroastedblend.com
August 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Today in would-be memoir covers that are actually ads. I could call it "Surrender April."
Found on darkroastedblend.com
Found on darkroastedblend.com
I’ve been rereading her chapter of TH White’s original novel and realizing just how much she’s inspired all of my villainous characters.
In the movie, she’s mostly played for laughs, but in the book, she’s deeply sinister.
In the movie, she’s mostly played for laughs, but in the book, she’s deeply sinister.
August 7, 2024 at 8:38 AM
I’ve been rereading her chapter of TH White’s original novel and realizing just how much she’s inspired all of my villainous characters.
In the movie, she’s mostly played for laughs, but in the book, she’s deeply sinister.
In the movie, she’s mostly played for laughs, but in the book, she’s deeply sinister.
Post the television character you most identify with
August 1, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Post the television character you most identify with
This copy! "How often you meet folks whose voices delight you...Over the telephone...your voice and your voice alone--is you. It's not just what you say, but how you say it that results in making friends, and smooths the way for the quick, pleasant transaction of the business at hand."
Indeed!
Indeed!
May 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
This copy! "How often you meet folks whose voices delight you...Over the telephone...your voice and your voice alone--is you. It's not just what you say, but how you say it that results in making friends, and smooths the way for the quick, pleasant transaction of the business at hand."
Indeed!
Indeed!
Here's the one to beat. This actually kind of looks like me, if I were a mid-20th century ghost. And this title.
May 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Here's the one to beat. This actually kind of looks like me, if I were a mid-20th century ghost. And this title.
I'm just lousy with possible memoir covers this week.
Courtesy of The Bart & Co. Historical Clip Art Collection
Courtesy of The Bart & Co. Historical Clip Art Collection
May 23, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I'm just lousy with possible memoir covers this week.
Courtesy of The Bart & Co. Historical Clip Art Collection
Courtesy of The Bart & Co. Historical Clip Art Collection
If this gal had red hair and all but one of those rotary faces were dudes, this could be the cover of my memoir.
(Courtesy of Workman Studio 611)
(Courtesy of Workman Studio 611)
May 19, 2024 at 11:17 AM
If this gal had red hair and all but one of those rotary faces were dudes, this could be the cover of my memoir.
(Courtesy of Workman Studio 611)
(Courtesy of Workman Studio 611)
Highly recommend reading these back-to-back.
March 16, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Highly recommend reading these back-to-back.
Dress for the job you want
February 11, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Dress for the job you want
Dark Heart from Care Bears. I hated that he turned good at the end.
August 23, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Dark Heart from Care Bears. I hated that he turned good at the end.