Approximately11ninjas
@approx11ninjas.bsky.social
Author, animal lover, married, artist, musician, uneducated street urchin.
Wait WUT?!
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wait WUT?!
Screaming at the screen: "THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE PIZZA ROLLS YOU GOD DAMNED MONSTER!!" tears streaming down my face, my nails digging grooves into my palms, this was the pain I was told to expect, but still, its somehow too much.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Screaming at the screen: "THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE PIZZA ROLLS YOU GOD DAMNED MONSTER!!" tears streaming down my face, my nails digging grooves into my palms, this was the pain I was told to expect, but still, its somehow too much.
The idea for the second screen show is GENIUS! I wish I lived closer! It sounds like a blast!
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The idea for the second screen show is GENIUS! I wish I lived closer! It sounds like a blast!
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Eat them twice to make sure you get all the nutrition out of them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Eat them twice to make sure you get all the nutrition out of them.
Wake up baby, new tattoo just dropped!
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wake up baby, new tattoo just dropped!
I barely even noticed, what with all of the deep belly laughing that I was doing! Next time you're on you can use it as an aka! Just do "dean scream" in the tune of these dreams by Heart.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I barely even noticed, what with all of the deep belly laughing that I was doing! Next time you're on you can use it as an aka! Just do "dean scream" in the tune of these dreams by Heart.
It's fine, get better soon!
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It's fine, get better soon!
I bet pterodactyls would absolutely slap with mesquite smoke and Chipotle marinade. In fact I bet it slaps harder than an alcoholic grandmother!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I bet pterodactyls would absolutely slap with mesquite smoke and Chipotle marinade. In fact I bet it slaps harder than an alcoholic grandmother!!
My brand of the tism makes my teeth itch when I'm around/ see microfiber. That being said I stuck around to see this,and I'm glad I did! Great work!
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
My brand of the tism makes my teeth itch when I'm around/ see microfiber. That being said I stuck around to see this,and I'm glad I did! Great work!
*robot crime
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
*robot crime
(Side note) the song here it goes again is the perfect song for when you have diarrhea. I dont think they wrote it that way on purpose, and thats why its the best.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
(Side note) the song here it goes again is the perfect song for when you have diarrhea. I dont think they wrote it that way on purpose, and thats why its the best.
I dont know if its related or if it was the direct cause. But, I can't help but notice the smoke bomb market and industry went down around the same time. As a possible group of ninjas I can't tell you how inconvenient it is to try to dissappear without 💨💣
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I dont know if its related or if it was the direct cause. But, I can't help but notice the smoke bomb market and industry went down around the same time. As a possible group of ninjas I can't tell you how inconvenient it is to try to dissappear without 💨💣
It's the same in your 40's except you won't have time for all the parts, so you have to be strategic! I have given up on the muscles completely, now its just the joints and internal organs.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's the same in your 40's except you won't have time for all the parts, so you have to be strategic! I have given up on the muscles completely, now its just the joints and internal organs.
Somebody had to say it, and I'm glad it was you.
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Somebody had to say it, and I'm glad it was you.
Just do that thing where you type and the computer turns your words into sounds! (I mean, soulless, cold, and unfeeling.. but we still get our episode!!) Jk in a pinch Just release some audio of the doxie boys!
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just do that thing where you type and the computer turns your words into sounds! (I mean, soulless, cold, and unfeeling.. but we still get our episode!!) Jk in a pinch Just release some audio of the doxie boys!
"Hold on loosely" begins to softly play in the background. Ok, I'm listening.
November 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Hold on loosely" begins to softly play in the background. Ok, I'm listening.
To make the conversation easier, you may want to consider taking them to Arizona to have the conversation. Because we dont have daylight savings, its like holy ground for highlanders, but for time?
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
To make the conversation easier, you may want to consider taking them to Arizona to have the conversation. Because we dont have daylight savings, its like holy ground for highlanders, but for time?
What a beautiful void kitty!! 💕
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
What a beautiful void kitty!! 💕
Congratulations!!!
October 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Congratulations!!!