APPLESHAMPOO
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Pretty crazy how ICE just can’t stop killing Americans
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Pretty crazy how ICE just can’t stop killing Americans
Lacari’s scandal just goes to show that when you are seeing a guy you need to snoop and find out as soon as possible the type of porn they watch because you won’t wanna know the type of nasty shit a dudes into when u are married to them the moment the FBI kicks down your door to arrest them.
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Lacari’s scandal just goes to show that when you are seeing a guy you need to snoop and find out as soon as possible the type of porn they watch because you won’t wanna know the type of nasty shit a dudes into when u are married to them the moment the FBI kicks down your door to arrest them.
Torn between convincing myself it’s a rest day and going jogging to a point I’ve been laying here for 3h slowly starving just trying to make a decision while fucking up my protein feeding windows
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Torn between convincing myself it’s a rest day and going jogging to a point I’ve been laying here for 3h slowly starving just trying to make a decision while fucking up my protein feeding windows
STEEEEEVE
Capcom is expected to reveal its all-new Resident Evil: Code Veronica remake this year, according to a fresh report. https://bit.ly/3LSEFcQ
January 20, 2026 at 1:48 PM
STEEEEEVE
Bro there are so many *actual* communists my age in my country I have no idea what I did differently to have skipped this insane indoctrination
But there are also plenty of *actual* fascists and I skipped that too so idk what happened tbfh
fuck all of them though
But there are also plenty of *actual* fascists and I skipped that too so idk what happened tbfh
fuck all of them though
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Bro there are so many *actual* communists my age in my country I have no idea what I did differently to have skipped this insane indoctrination
But there are also plenty of *actual* fascists and I skipped that too so idk what happened tbfh
fuck all of them though
But there are also plenty of *actual* fascists and I skipped that too so idk what happened tbfh
fuck all of them though
Do you ever think you want something and you are sure of it but then you get it and you realize you don’t want it or you are offered it and you decline it because you realize you don’t want it
or is that a me problem
or is that a me problem
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Do you ever think you want something and you are sure of it but then you get it and you realize you don’t want it or you are offered it and you decline it because you realize you don’t want it
or is that a me problem
or is that a me problem
The best part of being single is having 3 boyfriends
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The best part of being single is having 3 boyfriends
Ever since I reduced my social media consumption and usage by 80% I feel so much better.
My goal is to become completely gone from it outside of Twitch streams. It actually is beneficial in a way I can’t describe. Especially not scrolling Twitter does wonders for your mental state for real
My goal is to become completely gone from it outside of Twitch streams. It actually is beneficial in a way I can’t describe. Especially not scrolling Twitter does wonders for your mental state for real
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Ever since I reduced my social media consumption and usage by 80% I feel so much better.
My goal is to become completely gone from it outside of Twitch streams. It actually is beneficial in a way I can’t describe. Especially not scrolling Twitter does wonders for your mental state for real
My goal is to become completely gone from it outside of Twitch streams. It actually is beneficial in a way I can’t describe. Especially not scrolling Twitter does wonders for your mental state for real
Few things in life piss me off more than people taking their dogs out for a walk in the summer, at high noon, 96F in the sun, sidewalk and gravel BURNING like the dog is not feeling pain or going to get injured
Truly third world savagery
Part of me wants to stop these people to yell at them
Truly third world savagery
Part of me wants to stop these people to yell at them
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Few things in life piss me off more than people taking their dogs out for a walk in the summer, at high noon, 96F in the sun, sidewalk and gravel BURNING like the dog is not feeling pain or going to get injured
Truly third world savagery
Part of me wants to stop these people to yell at them
Truly third world savagery
Part of me wants to stop these people to yell at them
Anybody else who’s normally able to sleep being simply unable to sleep at night for longer than a few hours or is it just me
What cosmic witchcraft could be responsible for this
What cosmic witchcraft could be responsible for this
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Anybody else who’s normally able to sleep being simply unable to sleep at night for longer than a few hours or is it just me
What cosmic witchcraft could be responsible for this
What cosmic witchcraft could be responsible for this
I’m not sure what the male xp is with IG ads but as a female it’s pretty horrific. They are constantly trying to sell me courses in fucking men, products to bleach ur asshole, weird creams to change the taste of ur pussy, boob jobs, lipo, Botox, courses on manipulating men. That place is CURSED
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’m not sure what the male xp is with IG ads but as a female it’s pretty horrific. They are constantly trying to sell me courses in fucking men, products to bleach ur asshole, weird creams to change the taste of ur pussy, boob jobs, lipo, Botox, courses on manipulating men. That place is CURSED
I’ve been squeezing lemon juice on my mashed potatoes
It’s an acquired taste and a little odd, but I recommend it
It’s an acquired taste and a little odd, but I recommend it
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I’ve been squeezing lemon juice on my mashed potatoes
It’s an acquired taste and a little odd, but I recommend it
It’s an acquired taste and a little odd, but I recommend it
They keep upgrading iPhones but Siri is still dumb as fuck in every single one
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
They keep upgrading iPhones but Siri is still dumb as fuck in every single one
*me watching an instagram reel of a bodybuilder making a snack and just shouting at my phone*
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS DISGUSTING SHIT ON EVERYTHING
my brother:
👀… what is it?
me:
EGGS!!!
him:
👀
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS DISGUSTING SHIT ON EVERYTHING
my brother:
👀… what is it?
me:
EGGS!!!
him:
👀
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
*me watching an instagram reel of a bodybuilder making a snack and just shouting at my phone*
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS DISGUSTING SHIT ON EVERYTHING
my brother:
👀… what is it?
me:
EGGS!!!
him:
👀
WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP PUTTING THIS DISGUSTING SHIT ON EVERYTHING
my brother:
👀… what is it?
me:
EGGS!!!
him:
👀
I’ll be honest, one of the greatest tragedies on Earth is that Asmongold and Hasan Piker have so many viewers that come to them to form their political opinions instead of actually doing it intelligently by not watching them.
January 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I’ll be honest, one of the greatest tragedies on Earth is that Asmongold and Hasan Piker have so many viewers that come to them to form their political opinions instead of actually doing it intelligently by not watching them.
I’m craving foods that normally gross me out like greasy burgers and I’m not sure what my body is trying to tell me cuz there’s no way it’s actually craving something I am not used to eating at all
This has got to be some woman hormonal shit shift bc what the fuck fr
I wanted chocolate earlier??
This has got to be some woman hormonal shit shift bc what the fuck fr
I wanted chocolate earlier??
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I’m craving foods that normally gross me out like greasy burgers and I’m not sure what my body is trying to tell me cuz there’s no way it’s actually craving something I am not used to eating at all
This has got to be some woman hormonal shit shift bc what the fuck fr
I wanted chocolate earlier??
This has got to be some woman hormonal shit shift bc what the fuck fr
I wanted chocolate earlier??
What is up with Americans and putting a bunch of crap in their salads like mayonnaise and condiments?
Salt and lemon is all you need to season a salad. The rest just takes away from the actual taste of the salad. Kinda grosses me out watching Americans make salads on IG ngl
Salt and lemon is all you need to season a salad. The rest just takes away from the actual taste of the salad. Kinda grosses me out watching Americans make salads on IG ngl
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
What is up with Americans and putting a bunch of crap in their salads like mayonnaise and condiments?
Salt and lemon is all you need to season a salad. The rest just takes away from the actual taste of the salad. Kinda grosses me out watching Americans make salads on IG ngl
Salt and lemon is all you need to season a salad. The rest just takes away from the actual taste of the salad. Kinda grosses me out watching Americans make salads on IG ngl
I just realized I never had soda with a scoop of ice cream on top before. Am I missing out
wouldn’t it just melt and become nasty
wouldn’t it just melt and become nasty
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I just realized I never had soda with a scoop of ice cream on top before. Am I missing out
wouldn’t it just melt and become nasty
wouldn’t it just melt and become nasty
I hate hearing from ppl shit like “you inspire me”. The last thing I want is to be an inspiration to anyone bc when someone says that what they are really saying is “I didn’t expect someone in your circumstances to live well”. So I meet them with a “fuck you” in response. The fuck you is silent.
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I hate hearing from ppl shit like “you inspire me”. The last thing I want is to be an inspiration to anyone bc when someone says that what they are really saying is “I didn’t expect someone in your circumstances to live well”. So I meet them with a “fuck you” in response. The fuck you is silent.
I let a guy skip past me in line at the market bc he only had a soda in his hand, I had more items and instead of him just saying “thanks” and moving on he was like “oh my god you’re so generous. this will be coming back to you in good stuff” and internally I’m like holy fuck dude it’s not that deep
January 8, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I let a guy skip past me in line at the market bc he only had a soda in his hand, I had more items and instead of him just saying “thanks” and moving on he was like “oh my god you’re so generous. this will be coming back to you in good stuff” and internally I’m like holy fuck dude it’s not that deep
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You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
You have to understand, the agent involved is stupid. We begged him to stop standing in front of cars but he can’t figure it out. He’s stupid and he has anxiety from the time before when he was stupid, so we just have to let him pop off. We wish he weren’t, but he is. And we have to respect that
I watched the video of that woman getting shot in Minneapolis and the only thing I see clearly there is ICE seems to be the US Gestapo. When they were rounding up Jews in Germany they too felt justified in killing anyone that got in the way. You can’t unsee the parallel.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I watched the video of that woman getting shot in Minneapolis and the only thing I see clearly there is ICE seems to be the US Gestapo. When they were rounding up Jews in Germany they too felt justified in killing anyone that got in the way. You can’t unsee the parallel.
I’m currently at the maternity ward (ER over capacity) and looking at these pregnant women I started imagining if it was me and I started feeling physically suffocated by the thought tho the couples looked cute. I am definitely nowhere near a baby fever stage.
January 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I’m currently at the maternity ward (ER over capacity) and looking at these pregnant women I started imagining if it was me and I started feeling physically suffocated by the thought tho the couples looked cute. I am definitely nowhere near a baby fever stage.
When a pain comes from a place you never knew you had the crying part is the best relief
February 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When a pain comes from a place you never knew you had the crying part is the best relief