Apothecary Helm of Wülferhampton
@apothecaryhelm.bsky.social
Wülferhampton’s friendly quack (not related to Rubber Ducky KFC of the Kingdom of Pinguwalda)
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
Thank you, wise Banker.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thank you, wise Banker.
@bankmercia.bsky.social
Would you be so kind to promote our latest commercial venture?
We would like to expand our services for the benefit of #Wülferhampton*
*More spuds for your vault
Would you be so kind to promote our latest commercial venture?
We would like to expand our services for the benefit of #Wülferhampton*
*More spuds for your vault
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
@bankmercia.bsky.social
Would you be so kind to promote our latest commercial venture?
We would like to expand our services for the benefit of #Wülferhampton*
*More spuds for your vault
Would you be so kind to promote our latest commercial venture?
We would like to expand our services for the benefit of #Wülferhampton*
*More spuds for your vault
Very considerate of you, Banker. We could use additional funding to improve the general health and well-being for all in #Wülferhampton.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Very considerate of you, Banker. We could use additional funding to improve the general health and well-being for all in #Wülferhampton.
Don’t forget to stock up on our bestsellers:
• g’Eau for Cough for that persistent ‘cough
• the Powder for crabs and other annoying infections that manifest after visiting the Wench
• g’Eau for Cough for that persistent ‘cough
• the Powder for crabs and other annoying infections that manifest after visiting the Wench
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Don’t forget to stock up on our bestsellers:
• g’Eau for Cough for that persistent ‘cough
• the Powder for crabs and other annoying infections that manifest after visiting the Wench
• g’Eau for Cough for that persistent ‘cough
• the Powder for crabs and other annoying infections that manifest after visiting the Wench
One of our bestsellers.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
One of our bestsellers.
Apologies, my dear lady.
Although I thought I read something about your mushroom affliction in the Gazette…
Although I thought I read something about your mushroom affliction in the Gazette…
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October 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Apologies, my dear lady.
Although I thought I read something about your mushroom affliction in the Gazette…
Although I thought I read something about your mushroom affliction in the Gazette…
October 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We have been extremely busy, thank you.
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October 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We have been extremely busy, thank you.
If you need anything, do let us know.
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If you need anything, do let us know.
We do, indeed.
If you have been wondering what
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s crab story is, here’s your answer: Wulfie has Helm Crabs.
If you have been wondering what
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s crab story is, here’s your answer: Wulfie has Helm Crabs.
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
We do, indeed.
If you have been wondering what
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s crab story is, here’s your answer: Wulfie has Helm Crabs.
If you have been wondering what
@wulfhelm.bsky.social ‘s crab story is, here’s your answer: Wulfie has Helm Crabs.
Don’t think Savlon will help sore plums.
October 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Don’t think Savlon will help sore plums.
What is toothpaste? Does it keep false teeth in place?
October 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
What is toothpaste? Does it keep false teeth in place?
We can ask @theselectfyrd.bsky.social to lance it for you.
October 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We can ask @theselectfyrd.bsky.social to lance it for you.
We do but only on days that start with Z.
(Apothecary hat off - Hope you feel better soon.)
(Apothecary hat off - Hope you feel better soon.)
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We do but only on days that start with Z.
(Apothecary hat off - Hope you feel better soon.)
(Apothecary hat off - Hope you feel better soon.)
Not a bad idea tbh.
October 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Not a bad idea tbh.