I appreciate Board Game Arena because it reinforces rules I've overlooked or misinterpreted, if brutally.

From a game of Grove, surely this is a 55-point win (target=50)? Nope, a loss at 40. I didn't know that points stranded on glades don't count, so that full 15-point wheelbarrow is worthless.

#LetsGoBandits

Thrilled to have made it to game one of the NLL finals this year. I haven’t done many games this year, but I’ve really missed going and what a great game it was. I’m still coming down off the adrenaline hours after the game ended. #LetsGoBandits

I picked up ArcheOlogic last week. It’s a neat game where you try to place buildings in a grid using clues derived from a code wheel. Bigger clues cost more time, and the first player to find the correct arrangement wins. I’ve only done a couple solo games so far, but can’t wait to try multiplayer.

Greetings from the 300s! #letsgobandits

Alt accounts I’ve never created: “Unfinished Picross Puzzles with Weird Vibes”

It was a good night #letsgobandits

It’s going to be a fun night #letsgobandits

Way back when, I used to post when I finished wrapping my Christmas presents for the year. It was always comedically late, like mid- to late January (and entirely true for various reasons).

This year, I am pleased and confused to announce that I wrapped wrapping on December 21.

Merry Christmas!

Name the flag, trivia nerds

Oh heck, I have followers!

[lays down on top of the piano all sexy-like]

Hey there.

[piano collapses]

“Well, it’s here in case I need it.”

—A statement that will either be pleasantly ironic or unsurprisingly sad two years from now