Adriana Porter Felt
@apf.bsky.social
I like writing silly skeets, but that doesn't pay so I also make Google Chrome. mamá, Eng Director, volunteer at Second Harvest. 🇺🇲🇨🇷
Twitter: @__apf__
Twitter: @__apf__
evading all accusations of intelligence, this wolf descendent clomped right up to the skunk and gave it a friendly butt sniff to be polite
June 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
evading all accusations of intelligence, this wolf descendent clomped right up to the skunk and gave it a friendly butt sniff to be polite
can anyone suggest a good name for my new cat? she's a little standoffish but I'm sure I'll have her living indoors soon enough
June 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
can anyone suggest a good name for my new cat? she's a little standoffish but I'm sure I'll have her living indoors soon enough
doodle's mobile website layout was inspired by recipe bloggers. they did a great job, it really captures the same strong emotional response (desire to throw phone). and isn't that what art is?
May 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
doodle's mobile website layout was inspired by recipe bloggers. they did a great job, it really captures the same strong emotional response (desire to throw phone). and isn't that what art is?
a- almost? ALMOST always? i guess even skynet sees the value of a community college education
May 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
a- almost? ALMOST always? i guess even skynet sees the value of a community college education
my cat has big trump energy. he made a problem by prising open our cat door at 5am and letting raccoons in. after scaring the raccoons off, he presented himself as the hero with a pile of raccoon destruction behind him. there would have been no raccoons inside at all if not for you, Mr Noodle
April 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my cat has big trump energy. he made a problem by prising open our cat door at 5am and letting raccoons in. after scaring the raccoons off, he presented himself as the hero with a pile of raccoon destruction behind him. there would have been no raccoons inside at all if not for you, Mr Noodle
when we first moved to an oak forest, I thought I would have to plant more oaks for future generations. what hubris! there were already caretakers here. the squirrels and scrub jays plant approximately 500 acorns a year, and my only job is to not destroy the saplings they grow. happy Earth Day
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
when we first moved to an oak forest, I thought I would have to plant more oaks for future generations. what hubris! there were already caretakers here. the squirrels and scrub jays plant approximately 500 acorns a year, and my only job is to not destroy the saplings they grow. happy Earth Day
getting ready to make five kids and a dozen local raccoons very happy
April 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
getting ready to make five kids and a dozen local raccoons very happy
thought I was going insane because the brand new box of raisin bran I bought last night had no raisins in it. turns out in the intervening 12h between night and morning my husband had eaten the WHOLE box and snuck out to get replacement cereal
March 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
thought I was going insane because the brand new box of raisin bran I bought last night had no raisins in it. turns out in the intervening 12h between night and morning my husband had eaten the WHOLE box and snuck out to get replacement cereal
I'm intrigued by the backstory for this ad: two people, one meal. is the man going to watch his girlfriend eat a salad? do they alternate bites on the single fork? I, personally, only go to hotels where everyone gets their own set of utensils
March 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm intrigued by the backstory for this ad: two people, one meal. is the man going to watch his girlfriend eat a salad? do they alternate bites on the single fork? I, personally, only go to hotels where everyone gets their own set of utensils
expected number of turkeys on my roof: 0
actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6
actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6
March 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
expected number of turkeys on my roof: 0
actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6
actual number of turkeys on my roof: 6
handy people, I need your advice. my umbrella tipped over in a windstorm and two of the long plastic pieces that support it broke. the store won't sell me just those pieces. my 3D printer is much too small. how can I substitute or manufacture a replacement?
March 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
handy people, I need your advice. my umbrella tipped over in a windstorm and two of the long plastic pieces that support it broke. the store won't sell me just those pieces. my 3D printer is much too small. how can I substitute or manufacture a replacement?
after $2500, two vet ER visits, and a lot of worry my cat just woke up and decided to eat like normal after neither eating nor drinking for four days. the vet says he had a cold. what a diva
March 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
after $2500, two vet ER visits, and a lot of worry my cat just woke up and decided to eat like normal after neither eating nor drinking for four days. the vet says he had a cold. what a diva
it finally happened: I needed an old connector cable
February 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it finally happened: I needed an old connector cable
link broke but here's the screenshot
February 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
link broke but here's the screenshot
how do you explain to a dog what February is
February 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
how do you explain to a dog what February is
can someone please tell me what my dog wants, he's being very subtle and I can't figure it out
February 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
can someone please tell me what my dog wants, he's being very subtle and I can't figure it out
every day when I get photos from my dog walker I wonder whether I could hire a person walker to take me out mid morning to see the sky
February 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
every day when I get photos from my dog walker I wonder whether I could hire a person walker to take me out mid morning to see the sky
the new bart gates are impenetrable as long as no one thinks to turn slightly to their left and hop over the waist high fence like three guys just did lmao
February 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
the new bart gates are impenetrable as long as no one thinks to turn slightly to their left and hop over the waist high fence like three guys just did lmao
i sometimes regret having security cameras. I'm simply not meant to know what horrors of the night let themselves into my yard
February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i sometimes regret having security cameras. I'm simply not meant to know what horrors of the night let themselves into my yard
my collection of 3am cat gifts is starting to get out of hand
February 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
my collection of 3am cat gifts is starting to get out of hand
our utilities provider sends me an email every month praising us for our efficient use of natural gas. i love the validation but do note that we don't have a natural gas hookup at our house
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
our utilities provider sends me an email every month praising us for our efficient use of natural gas. i love the validation but do note that we don't have a natural gas hookup at our house
wow the entwives have really fallen on hard times to be out here hustling like this
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
wow the entwives have really fallen on hard times to be out here hustling like this
the final product. what a good pup. we will be covering all mirrors in the household for the next 4 weeks which is the same courtesy I expect extended to me the next time I cut my own bangs
January 20, 2025 at 6:20 AM
the final product. what a good pup. we will be covering all mirrors in the household for the next 4 weeks which is the same courtesy I expect extended to me the next time I cut my own bangs