Or Enoch it seems.

For context: “Driven forward by a succession of great education reformers – from David Blunkett to Michael Gove, and a generation of dedicated and determined teachers.”

But the current Ed sec tells us he’s amazing in a speech just days ago! I feel like we’re all living a different history.

You are the definition of chortles. I loved it when you came to our school.

Hey you. Great to see you here. It’s a nice place

Ex headteacher- do leadership briefings here.

Wait…you don’t use a smoke alarm to tell you when the food is cooked? I’ve learned something this evening.

Nice and vague - I’d have preferred: when we’re good and ready, alright!

You still playing and singing? You distract fellow diners with your brilliance instead.

Mango powder would go I think with some chillie