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I put legal things on paper, watch too many movies, and complain about sports (Miami Hurricanes, Heat, COYS). TLH
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@nemoran.bsky.social new chip for you to hunt down.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Me every time I watch the Miami Hurricanes.
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me and whomst?
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Let's calm down, Cigars International.
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Just remembered this banger
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My billable hours review year resets every year on 11/1.
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Go Canes
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
War, war never changes.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Is this Wario Mark Cuban?
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A guy just yelled out his car windows. He drove by that. He liked my jacket, which I'm wearing to go to an art fundraiser, and now my entire year has been made.
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Time to grind.
September 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I am Sam Porter Bridges, yet again. Time to walk.
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
August 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You're a work phone, you don't have a self care portal. Nothing about using you is self care. You're anti-self care.
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When I return to South Florida, I must have the 4 starch Cuban dinner.
August 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Pat and Andy and Mickey and Spo whenever they see an eastern bloc white dude.
June 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Don't chill your baby in the cooler.
May 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I know religion is getting weird, but this may be a step too far.
May 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM