Apathetk
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"Sees you when your sleeping, knows when you're awake"
Thats what you think Santa, I have lined my house with lead and warded it against scrying. Youre only going to see what I want you see: my simulacrum doing good deeds to get me on the Nice list.
Thats what you think Santa, I have lined my house with lead and warded it against scrying. Youre only going to see what I want you see: my simulacrum doing good deeds to get me on the Nice list.
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
"Sees you when your sleeping, knows when you're awake"
Thats what you think Santa, I have lined my house with lead and warded it against scrying. Youre only going to see what I want you see: my simulacrum doing good deeds to get me on the Nice list.
Thats what you think Santa, I have lined my house with lead and warded it against scrying. Youre only going to see what I want you see: my simulacrum doing good deeds to get me on the Nice list.
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December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Friend: what'cha doin today?
Me: I have to make honey's feet look appealing, can you take reference pictures for me?
Friend:😐
Me:🥺
Me: I have to make honey's feet look appealing, can you take reference pictures for me?
Friend:😐
Me:🥺
Something wonderful about making my own model is that I can FEEL how much more attached I am to my design and how many more ideas I get and want to create for myself.
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Friend: what'cha doin today?
Me: I have to make honey's feet look appealing, can you take reference pictures for me?
Friend:😐
Me:🥺
Me: I have to make honey's feet look appealing, can you take reference pictures for me?
Friend:😐
Me:🥺
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Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Wallowing in luxury (having a bath) while commanding my manservant (romba) to clean my estate (vacuum) while I sip my elixir (mtn dew code red) from my silver goblet (the silver goblet is real actually)
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I think I might polymorph myself and escape society to live as a fruitbat.
That seems easier
That seems easier
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I think I might polymorph myself and escape society to live as a fruitbat.
That seems easier
That seems easier
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Devil deal tip #8:
Mortals are very easily bought off. Most will sell you thier soul for like, 20 dollars or some food.
They will sell the soul of others for even less.
Mortals are very easily bought off. Most will sell you thier soul for like, 20 dollars or some food.
They will sell the soul of others for even less.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Devil deal tip #8:
Mortals are very easily bought off. Most will sell you thier soul for like, 20 dollars or some food.
They will sell the soul of others for even less.
Mortals are very easily bought off. Most will sell you thier soul for like, 20 dollars or some food.
They will sell the soul of others for even less.
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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I don't know how to exorcise that Demon but I do have a buddy in medschool.
We can for-sure stop your heart for a bit and I'm pretty sure the Demon will slide right off.
We can for-sure stop your heart for a bit and I'm pretty sure the Demon will slide right off.
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I don't know how to exorcise that Demon but I do have a buddy in medschool.
We can for-sure stop your heart for a bit and I'm pretty sure the Demon will slide right off.
We can for-sure stop your heart for a bit and I'm pretty sure the Demon will slide right off.
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Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨
Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
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alphinaud is not a coward because he stepped onto a garlemald warship with nothing but a vague ambassadorship to protect him just to forge peace between nations but I do think he has the energy of a boy who will not get a drink of water at night because five nights at freddys is at the fridge
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
alphinaud is not a coward because he stepped onto a garlemald warship with nothing but a vague ambassadorship to protect him just to forge peace between nations but I do think he has the energy of a boy who will not get a drink of water at night because five nights at freddys is at the fridge
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Once we finish killing the planet, we'll finally have the raw materials to get some REAL necromancy going on here.
October 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Once we finish killing the planet, we'll finally have the raw materials to get some REAL necromancy going on here.
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Teach a man to Fly, and they'll fly for 1min per caster level
Push him off a cliff and they'll fly for the rest of their life
Push him off a cliff and they'll fly for the rest of their life
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Teach a man to Fly, and they'll fly for 1min per caster level
Push him off a cliff and they'll fly for the rest of their life
Push him off a cliff and they'll fly for the rest of their life
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Divorced vibes are real, unfortunately.
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Divorced vibes are real, unfortunately.
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The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
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"Ugh, I hate this sexy girl costume for Halloween, Halloween is supposed to be scary"
-"Oh no problem for me, I'm scared of women anyway."
-"Oh no problem for me, I'm scared of women anyway."
October 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Ugh, I hate this sexy girl costume for Halloween, Halloween is supposed to be scary"
-"Oh no problem for me, I'm scared of women anyway."
-"Oh no problem for me, I'm scared of women anyway."
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Pokemon gijinka 🦓
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pokemon gijinka 🦓
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