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the anti-Black racism leaking from this piece alongside sympathy for studio (tellingly, phone autocorrected to stupid) execs? yikes

in conclusion, I will defend outtie Mark with my whole bussy

THEIR LOVE TRANSCENDS SEVERANCE

MARKGEMMA FOREVER

Also, if anything, Helly should be a lesbian. Falling for the first white guy she meets who also happens to be her boss is... not a ship I want.

(And as my very smart friend said, innie Mark is just in love with someone whose outtie is Ivanka Trump. 🤡)

There is zero chance innie Mark gets a happy ending!! The Eagans absolutely will not let Helena remain Helly and once she becomes Helena again, she will never reintegrate or want to be Helly again.

(Listen, I've just been Team Gemma since the second we learned Ms. Casey IS Gemma. I'm a sappy married myself, Gemma and Mark are my kryptonite, their happy ending is all I care about.)

But if his dumb decision spells bad times for Gemma and outtie Mark... IT'S FISTICUFFS

Adam Scott said in the post-finale episode breakdown that innie Mark is literally just thinking 10 seconds ahead and getting more time with Helly. And that makes a lot of sense! He's basically an adolescent with a first crush, of course he's gonna make dumb decisions.

Ergo, innie Mark is an INNIE BITCH

Innie Mark just did EXACTLY what he was accusing outtie Mark of potentially doing to him.

Innies are people but also innie Mark literally only exists because Lumon took advantage of the grief THEY CAUSED OUTTIE MARK IN THE FIRST PLACE. And then they made Mark unknowingly become Gemma's torturer!!!

I feel that way with "Doomsday" but for entirely different reasons 🙃