Rightly so!

It's maddening, but they can't possibly be making 60 people redundant for losing a £240k grant. Unless they were paying them £4k a year? They've been shedding people for over a year now. So it's entirely their own fault if they're going down. They're looking for excuses. Or mugs to bail them out.

Designed to keep Trump at bay? He just about managed an air kiss.

The right answer is “transphobic hegemony” and he works backwards from there.

We buy big containers of black Moroccan olives at the market in Málaga and keep them in the fridge for as long as they last - easily 6 months sometimes. They are cured in salt, mind.

It pays their Rent.

He’s entitled not to wear it whatever his reasons, and yes, the Premier League shouldn’t be pressurising players into virtue-signalling what it considers to be virtue.

but also when it's bad weather, how cosy to be inside

I went back to sleep!

Also I’ve yet to try a chatbot that doesn’t fail the Turing Test in less than a minute

12+ years on I have still not forgiven Green & Blacks for stopping production of their dark chocolate cherry bar.

The heart is a nice touch. They may be the social media equivalent of a witch hunter, but they're doing it with LUV.

Not in Scotland!