Lawrence of Arabica ☕
@anxiousfutsie.bsky.social
Judge Dredd, Star Trek, Halo, spicy food, maths, chess.
Anxiety and Existential Angst specialist.
I don't entirely trust gravity, maybe you shouldn't either.
📍UK
Anxiety and Existential Angst specialist.
I don't entirely trust gravity, maybe you shouldn't either.
📍UK
There was me thinking I might not get a chance to use this Dredd pic I saved the other day!
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There was me thinking I might not get a chance to use this Dredd pic I saved the other day!
"they try to have fun"! Someone needs to put a stop to this!
a bald man in a red shirt is talking to a woman with the line must be drawn here
Alt: I saw an opportunity to use a star trek gif and I took it
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November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"they try to have fun"! Someone needs to put a stop to this!
I honestly don't think it's as bad as you think it is. Was it a little much, maybe... But I'm sure we've all seen a lot worse. I don't think anyone will be focusing on them as much as you are right now
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I honestly don't think it's as bad as you think it is. Was it a little much, maybe... But I'm sure we've all seen a lot worse. I don't think anyone will be focusing on them as much as you are right now
Who do the Christmas bells toll for? They toll for thee!! 1 month till Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄🦌
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Who do the Christmas bells toll for? They toll for thee!! 1 month till Christmas! 🎄🎁⛄🦌
Sex as an act of charity? Or indeed making life changes (breaking up with an existing partner) as charity ... Yes it's ridiculously high levels of entitlement on display
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sex as an act of charity? Or indeed making life changes (breaking up with an existing partner) as charity ... Yes it's ridiculously high levels of entitlement on display
I've never had one, and tbh it's not a decision that haunts me
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I've never had one, and tbh it's not a decision that haunts me
Imagine getting coached by that arsehole 😆
November 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Imagine getting coached by that arsehole 😆
I think that guy's mate might be Jay from the Inbetweeners
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I think that guy's mate might be Jay from the Inbetweeners
Thought I might struggle to hit 10, but in the end I had to combine judge dredd with other dystopian fiction, which didn't feel satisfactory but here we are.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Thought I might struggle to hit 10, but in the end I had to combine judge dredd with other dystopian fiction, which didn't feel satisfactory but here we are.
So not really inching anywhere
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So not really inching anywhere
Wankers probably more commonly used these days but I think either would be appropriate
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Wankers probably more commonly used these days but I think either would be appropriate
Maybe it's actually time for her reality check... Mind your own business! I can't imagine having not had our kids now, when they exist that's how it works... But I'm sure it's not for everyone and that's ok. Seems to me she's probably a bit jealous of these other women's lifestyles
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Maybe it's actually time for her reality check... Mind your own business! I can't imagine having not had our kids now, when they exist that's how it works... But I'm sure it's not for everyone and that's ok. Seems to me she's probably a bit jealous of these other women's lifestyles
Yea ... I mean I've only parented boys, but that isn't what I hear from other parents. If anything some say boys can be higher energy and more restless .. overall I think parenting either is not trivial!
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yea ... I mean I've only parented boys, but that isn't what I hear from other parents. If anything some say boys can be higher energy and more restless .. overall I think parenting either is not trivial!
Is that for real? What complete bullshit. We have 2 boys and they both feel things very deeply, in different ways but they're both very emotional. I've never heard anyone say boys don't feel emotions, until that crap anyway.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Is that for real? What complete bullshit. We have 2 boys and they both feel things very deeply, in different ways but they're both very emotional. I've never heard anyone say boys don't feel emotions, until that crap anyway.
Current shitty Asda one that makes me cringe so hard I feel I might turn inside out. Anyway sorry for rambling 😂
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Current shitty Asda one that makes me cringe so hard I feel I might turn inside out. Anyway sorry for rambling 😂
Every year it's the same "they're cancelling Christmas!!" Hysteria. I love Christmas, I'm not religious but I enjoy it.. but I don't need supermarkets to engage with it in order for me to enjoy it. In fact I'd rather they didn't. Supermarket Christmas ads make me feel grinch-like. Particularly the
November 19, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Every year it's the same "they're cancelling Christmas!!" Hysteria. I love Christmas, I'm not religious but I enjoy it.. but I don't need supermarkets to engage with it in order for me to enjoy it. In fact I'd rather they didn't. Supermarket Christmas ads make me feel grinch-like. Particularly the
Do you think these absurd adult babies ever get tired of constantly overreacting to the most mundane shit?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Do you think these absurd adult babies ever get tired of constantly overreacting to the most mundane shit?
No rest for the wicked, nige!
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
No rest for the wicked, nige!
I like it for nostalgia as it's one of the first I remember watching as a kid
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like it for nostalgia as it's one of the first I remember watching as a kid
I think in his head his wife goes to the doctor and Dr (who is 25 and buff af) takes her temperature and says "oh you're hot!... You're REALLY hot"... *Takes off Dr Coat and fake stethoscope* *porn music begins*
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think in his head his wife goes to the doctor and Dr (who is 25 and buff af) takes her temperature and says "oh you're hot!... You're REALLY hot"... *Takes off Dr Coat and fake stethoscope* *porn music begins*
Cunning 15
a man with long hair and suspenders is standing in front of a group of people and says `` so you 're smart huh ? ''
ALT: a man with long hair and suspenders is standing in front of a group of people and says `` so you 're smart huh ? ''
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November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cunning 15
Maybe like... 2-2-1? 3-1-1? I know I know it's rhetorical
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Maybe like... 2-2-1? 3-1-1? I know I know it's rhetorical
When a woman looks at you, is that them not being able to resist you? Asking for a friend.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
When a woman looks at you, is that them not being able to resist you? Asking for a friend.