I'm waiting for the fess... But I'm still shagging the social media guru.

I deliver Uber Eats on my bicycle. I turned up at Morrisons to collect an order of 90+ litres of water.

You have to name it so we don't accidentally buy from him in the future, assuming the shop stays open that long.

Rapha 500? But walking!

It's a weird time of year. Also feel very emotional and down this time of year. Looking forward to January.

A road over-bridge was closed in Burton-on-Trent this time last year. Uproar from motorists. It remained open for pedestrians and cyclists as was the only way people could get to school without a 6Km detour. It's a thin pavement.
Money was found to fix the bridge, but not to widen the pavement.

Hopefully Photo News is not included.

Is it the same rich guy with a trans daughter?

Did my PB on a 25 mile time trial after a heavy night on the beer, with peanuts and pork scratchings. McDonald's breakfast sorted me out the next morning, then whoosh!

You have a special bottle, and don't deny it.

Do you think he's laying the foundations ready for a "vote for us in the next GE and we'll rejoin" as by then things will be so bad it'll be a vote winner.

I love an early morning hike up Beacon!

Read this as War Pigs by Black Sabbath came on the radio and thought of Ozzy eating a bat.

Who knew that two blokes eating crisps on the radio could be so entertaining.

If only all these people buying cheap tack to virtue-signal themselves actually donated that money instead...

Waiting to be consumed by a shark.

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Reasons: weather was nice and you have a bike.