antler
@antler.bsky.social
mercury prize winner and four-time grammy award nominee
was rooting for ryan lizza until it turned out he had that nuzzi tattoo. i know he covered it up, but still
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
was rooting for ryan lizza until it turned out he had that nuzzi tattoo. i know he covered it up, but still
trying to get so old i die, but really really quick in a hurry
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
trying to get so old i die, but really really quick in a hurry
we should be free to speak openly about the dry conditions facing our skin and scalps, but government censors think it's gross/tmi
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we should be free to speak openly about the dry conditions facing our skin and scalps, but government censors think it's gross/tmi
i like advertising because i like when beautiful people have their problems solved, especially if i don't have to help
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i like advertising because i like when beautiful people have their problems solved, especially if i don't have to help
couldn't remember which guy was which and accidentally rented the dvd of "mary shelley's frankenstein" directed by brett kavanaugh
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
couldn't remember which guy was which and accidentally rented the dvd of "mary shelley's frankenstein" directed by brett kavanaugh
writing a doppelganger prequel about all the people who thought women should be artists but not professionals and misaddressed their angry correspondence responses to three guineas to an unrelated woman named virginia klein in 1938
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
writing a doppelganger prequel about all the people who thought women should be artists but not professionals and misaddressed their angry correspondence responses to three guineas to an unrelated woman named virginia klein in 1938
hoping to get told to shut the fuck up
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
hoping to get told to shut the fuck up
i often find that the best first step to take in programming is wondering, "how do i make a program"
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i often find that the best first step to take in programming is wondering, "how do i make a program"
lobbying the national institute of health to make mr beast's trial protocols subject to approval by an institutional review board
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
lobbying the national institute of health to make mr beast's trial protocols subject to approval by an institutional review board
making improvy "yes and" shit part of my approach to life but misunderstanding and saying it in a snappy bitchy way like "yes and??"
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
making improvy "yes and" shit part of my approach to life but misunderstanding and saying it in a snappy bitchy way like "yes and??"
i wish i could find a reliable source for sports-related content online
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i wish i could find a reliable source for sports-related content online
if you really want to handle a lot of poop, pick up poop, handle it in public, etc. one lifehack is if you get a dog no one thinks you're being weird or chases you away anymore
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you really want to handle a lot of poop, pick up poop, handle it in public, etc. one lifehack is if you get a dog no one thinks you're being weird or chases you away anymore
if you fart in california it doesnt smell better or worse, just more important
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
if you fart in california it doesnt smell better or worse, just more important
just saw a heavily tattooed blind man
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just saw a heavily tattooed blind man
on the instagram app, you can watch skiing footage all year round
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
on the instagram app, you can watch skiing footage all year round
seeking a more permanent temporary oblivion
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
seeking a more permanent temporary oblivion
instagram is the app of choice for people who want to see user generated pictures and certain short video clips
September 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
instagram is the app of choice for people who want to see user generated pictures and certain short video clips
i'm so angry about the recent news
September 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
i'm so angry about the recent news
i like to go on linkedin in my free time and comment on the graphs and charts that my network shares
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i like to go on linkedin in my free time and comment on the graphs and charts that my network shares
if england had discovered bigfoot he would be named "metre"
September 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
if england had discovered bigfoot he would be named "metre"
i can't believe the updated moderna booster's side effects include being dehydrated, day drunk, and in possession of $150 jeans i didn't need
September 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
i can't believe the updated moderna booster's side effects include being dehydrated, day drunk, and in possession of $150 jeans i didn't need
california jones and the temple of wellness
September 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
california jones and the temple of wellness
i like pretending joggers are just really late for something important
September 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i like pretending joggers are just really late for something important
(jesus filling out dating profile) hmm i guess acts of service could include foot worship
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(jesus filling out dating profile) hmm i guess acts of service could include foot worship