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November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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the average queer couple often looks like this
mesmer the impaler figure looking very imposing placed next to a cute little plushie of chococat dressed like a polite sailor lad
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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#totw all new-to-me finds this week! this album by the marías has been absolutely haunting me, what a beautiful collection of songs
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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image of the miiverse Yeah! react with a little smiling green guy and green plus
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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hey guys i posted this and a finger curled on the monkey’s paw. now they’re getting cucked on purpose
screenshot of a tweet that says “Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to”
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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i have a folder on my phone called Lettuce Man which is entirely images of this genre
figaro the tuxedo cat gnawing on a stalk of bok choy while gripping it tightly with one paw figaro the tuxedo cat ferociously chomping a leaf of lettuce, with his bottom teeth very visible figaro the tuxedo cat tenderly licking one (1) leaf of lettuce figaro the tuxedo cat staring longingly at the leaf of cabbage being held above him
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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they put this new hoe in repo and it showed up on like every single run we had so now it’s just like burned into my psyche permanently and when i feel my frenzy meter maxing out its like. The Loom is here. at the fridge. i’m going to The Loom my boss. figaro regularly The Looms me.
screenshot of playing repo where the monster called “the loom” chases you down with her big knobbly ass hands reaching toward you on your fucking screen
November 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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#totw yeah this pretty much tracks based on the one playlist i was—JOHN GOATS?!
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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i have yet to meet a cookie recipe that doesn’t at least Mostly work replacing the regular flour with the same amount of this guy, really the only thing to be mindful of is that they can lose a little moisture
bob’s red mill 1 to 1 baking flour
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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here are the original archival images i manipulated for these also! first two are from the smithsonian archives, last one is from the wellcome collection archives.
antique drawing of a person's body from behind. the body is entirely black, showing detail of the white nerves and brain inside. different parts of the nerves are labeled with letters. the caption reads "Fig 195. Nervous System of Man" photograph of an antique textile titled "Hand Shadows". it's an aged beige textile with red weaving or stitching. the largest image shown is a hand puppet titled Bunny, surrounded by smaller images that read The Camel, The Dog, The Goose, and The Goat. Antique drawing of two side-by-side skeletons reaching out toward each other. One is facing toward the viewer, one is facing away. The image is Titled "Anatomy - Skeleton" and various bones are labeled with numbers. Tiny text at the bottom dates the piece: "Printed March 1 1806 for Richard Phillips, New Bridge Street, Newfriars"
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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here are all three together--i had a lot of fun making them and trawling for archival images to use for them, and making them feel cohesive (at least to me, someone who is entirely vibes-based about color theory)
fanfic promo image of a diagram showing the venous/circulatory system, in a reddish-orange body on a yellow background. text reads: where soul meets body, all for the game, E, 2.4k fanfic promo image of two yellow hands casting a pinkish-red rabbit shadow puppet on a textured orange and yellow background. text reads: where soul meets body, chapter two, all for the game, E, 4.3k fanfic promo image: two pinkish-red skeletal arms reaching for each other on a yellow-orange background. there's a second, mostly transparent echo of the arms below them. text reads: where soul meets body. all for the game. E 6.7k {complete}
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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since each chapter got a promo header as i put them out, i wanted to make a definitive version for the final fic #antivanart

where soul meets body {complete} archiveofourown.org/works/694065...
fanfic promo image: two pinkish-red skeletal arms reaching for each other on a yellow-orange background. there's a second, mostly transparent echo of the arms below them. text reads: where soul meets body. all for the game. E 6.7k {complete}
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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yeah see exactly i thought i was predictable enough for this. anyway
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i love watching this happen
sickos meme
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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almost forgot! #totw
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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my favorite loser king
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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he’s a pretty plush chubby thing usually! i caught him bathing so his face was all smoothed back and makes him look like a weird rat lol
figaro the tuxedo cat looking perky with his paws on my knee
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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i wish i could blast this image to every tv in america like the emergency alert system tests
figaro the tuxedo cat looking at something off camera. he has massive pupils and his tongue is hanging out in a weird folded up blep.
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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bloodborne font transphobe defeated
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM