right, i would never be able to stick to a resolution like this, i know myself :’)

i listened to the woodbine s2 finale and my dick exploded into confetti

T~T i love her little marshmallow mouf… she said :3

the entire week beforehand i play symptom roulette where none of my bodily functions can be trusted. usually the day before it finally crests i just flat out dissociate

just realized i posted about getting a homestuck tattoo a few days ago, nevermind i never stopped

sexy ambiance

the chances are high someone in another stall is or will soon be loudly shitting, or loudly complaining about their fuckass boyfriend on the phone, or swearing because they ran out of toilet paper…

him!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOAH, CUTEST BOY ALERT????