I never feel like the snowman priest has very innocent intentions in this story

I had just accepted from quite a young age that this was a weird Christmas song about fucking a snowman and had never thought to question that until someone explained what was actually happening in the song. I believed this lascivious snowman priest version of it well into my 30s though.

I don't know how I've never heard of this at all before

This looks fantastic!

The post credits sequence would be a training montage where he develops a martial arts form based on how the chicken legged house kicks people throughout the movie. The house would be voiced by Laurence Fishburne.

Accidentally going to church dressed as the Devil in deep red Florida is peak hapless English occultist in America sitcom material...

My brain is now trying to think of other right wing media personalities whose names sound a bit like types of curry. There goes the rest of my Saturday.

The crossroads on the corner of the football ground used to be my working crossroads for the years that I lived there, and their fortunes actually turned around and they started winning matches, like I was appeasing something in the landscape, and then they went to shit again after I moved away!

I used to live right next to Crystal Palace football ground in south London, and part of their folklore is that they were "cursed by gypsies" when a Romany traveler encampment was cleared to make way for the football ground to be built, and that's why they always had bad luck.

I'm just shitposting on Threads. Celtic and Rangers are rival football teams in Glasgow.