Run Like a Freezer
@antelopeezer.bsky.social
Sheridan? Never been my favorite.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Sheridan? Never been my favorite.
Wife just asked me the exact same question.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Wife just asked me the exact same question.
Oh. I smoked a joint on the way home from the beer store, salted the driveway, and took a shower too.
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh. I smoked a joint on the way home from the beer store, salted the driveway, and took a shower too.
I made icing and put together 3 gingerbread houses, cleaned a bunch, made 4 pizzas worth of dough, prepped sauce, and went on a beer run.
Now it’s nap time
Now it’s nap time
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I made icing and put together 3 gingerbread houses, cleaned a bunch, made 4 pizzas worth of dough, prepped sauce, and went on a beer run.
Now it’s nap time
Now it’s nap time
Eastern hills mall duffs is the goat right now
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Eastern hills mall duffs is the goat right now
Hey I’m also still the fastest person in that park. Go routes all day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Hey I’m also still the fastest person in that park. Go routes all day.
Nope. Pretty sure I’ve been dealing with a rotator cuff all year since the last one. All time qb - was out there thowing darts.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Nope. Pretty sure I’ve been dealing with a rotator cuff all year since the last one. All time qb - was out there thowing darts.
Maybe I should stop then? It’s been centuries at this point.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Maybe I should stop then? It’s been centuries at this point.
Touch football game Thursday at noon. Kids and adults let’s gooo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Touch football game Thursday at noon. Kids and adults let’s gooo.
I have a couple spheres for you chin
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I have a couple spheres for you chin
What combination of 1234 is in your password?
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
What combination of 1234 is in your password?
Ever since we got this bitch the chipmunk population in our attic has dropped to 0 and I don’t think I’ve seen any voles or chipmunks anywhere near the property.
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ever since we got this bitch the chipmunk population in our attic has dropped to 0 and I don’t think I’ve seen any voles or chipmunks anywhere near the property.
*way less practices
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
*way less practices
Honestly one of my better “you’re old” comments. Too smart for Bluesky apparently.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Honestly one of my better “you’re old” comments. Too smart for Bluesky apparently.
Mayan ball game. You liar.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mayan ball game. You liar.
Dude was placing parlays on Pok-a-Tok
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Dude was placing parlays on Pok-a-Tok
Get any hits?
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Get any hits?