The local police are bound to be incompetent and will grudgingly accept your help

Will you solve a murder mystery?

It depends on who the government has borrowed from. If it's in hock to itself then maybe not such a problem but if private entities hold government debt then widespread business failure/economic collapse/job losses are totally on the cards. That's what effed up Liz Truss's "budget".

I've always thought that an operating smoke machine in the carrier box would get you noticed and cause cars to make an effort to avoid you.

The Left commits to a pedantic process while the Right commits to being in power.

I can't think of any movement that drew people to its banner with cry of "Lower Your Expectations!"

If he doesn't want to take control and make changes (govern), he should step down.

Get your traps out

"Insane" might have been the wrong characterisation to lead with...

The easiest way for me to get the 3d effect is to focus on my reflection in the phone screen and then look down at the pictures.

It would be funny if the nationwide skills shortage wasn't so well represented in both major parties.

Portugal has higher taxes and a greater population density. The trains probably get more of a subsidy.

It's a shame that you didn't specify the typo here. We could have added to the helpful messages.

A thing of beauty