Ann Tandy-Treiber
@anntandy.bsky.social
Brit lit and death studies prof, proud mom of lgbtq+ teens, defund the police already for real this time, my dog is cute but doesn’t photograph well, she/hers
CAN CONFIRM COUCH IS SUITABLE STOP
AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP
AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
CAN CONFIRM COUCH IS SUITABLE STOP
AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP
AVAILABLE FOR FUTURE FAINTINGS STOP
HAVE FAINTING COUCH.
REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING.
WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION.
AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.
REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING.
WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION.
AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
HAVE FAINTING COUCH.
REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING.
WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION.
AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.
REGRET TOO LARGE TO BRING.
WILL FAINT ON YOUR COUCH IN PERFORMATIVE FASHION.
AFFIRM IF ACCEPTABLE.
“Careful honey—that’s load-bearing butter.”
August 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“Careful honey—that’s load-bearing butter.”
Cats just don’t appreciate Wimbledon.
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Cats just don’t appreciate Wimbledon.
Ngl thought I was seeing a promo for yet another Alien movie
In totally unrelated news I might be off blueberries for a bit
In totally unrelated news I might be off blueberries for a bit
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Ngl thought I was seeing a promo for yet another Alien movie
In totally unrelated news I might be off blueberries for a bit
In totally unrelated news I might be off blueberries for a bit
Gentlefolk All, I give to you the unrepentant face of a dog who, in insisting on being in the tiny space on this loveseat left by myself and the cat on my lap, jarred the coffee table, thereby spilling my coffee and disrupting both self and cat.
May 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Gentlefolk All, I give to you the unrepentant face of a dog who, in insisting on being in the tiny space on this loveseat left by myself and the cat on my lap, jarred the coffee table, thereby spilling my coffee and disrupting both self and cat.
….treeeeeeeeat?
January 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
….treeeeeeeeat?
You mean, like, right now?
January 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You mean, like, right now?
Too-notch banger of a dance number but also the source of my Most Epically Mis-heard Song Lyric ever:
Me, to husband, sotto voce because of kids in the backseat:
Honey…are they singing “who just sucked the dicks?!?”
Me, to husband, sotto voce because of kids in the backseat:
Honey…are they singing “who just sucked the dicks?!?”
December 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Too-notch banger of a dance number but also the source of my Most Epically Mis-heard Song Lyric ever:
Me, to husband, sotto voce because of kids in the backseat:
Honey…are they singing “who just sucked the dicks?!?”
Me, to husband, sotto voce because of kids in the backseat:
Honey…are they singing “who just sucked the dicks?!?”
Recipe: Take 3 cloves of garlic
Me:
Me:
December 6, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Recipe: Take 3 cloves of garlic
Me:
Me:
I wholeheartedly support this plan.
December 3, 2024 at 2:07 AM
I wholeheartedly support this plan.
Okay but dog noses just the best
BOOPABLE SNOOT ALERT
(will not boop because Sleepy Dog)
BOOPABLE SNOOT ALERT
(will not boop because Sleepy Dog)
November 27, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Okay but dog noses just the best
BOOPABLE SNOOT ALERT
(will not boop because Sleepy Dog)
BOOPABLE SNOOT ALERT
(will not boop because Sleepy Dog)
Hey hey new band name just dropped
November 15, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hey hey new band name just dropped
I’m sorry what now
October 17, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I’m sorry what now
Hard day at the office, send positive vibes
September 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Hard day at the office, send positive vibes
Serious formative moment here
August 31, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Serious formative moment here
Okay but also have you seen
August 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Okay but also have you seen
I’ll take “Words Wordle Should Know but for Some Stupid Reason Doesn’t” for 500, Alex.
(See also recent examples of footman, tuppence…)
(See also recent examples of footman, tuppence…)
July 14, 2024 at 8:33 PM
I’ll take “Words Wordle Should Know but for Some Stupid Reason Doesn’t” for 500, Alex.
(See also recent examples of footman, tuppence…)
(See also recent examples of footman, tuppence…)
Why yes I am in her favorite chair why do you ask
[dog huffs impatiently]
[dog huffs impatiently]
July 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Why yes I am in her favorite chair why do you ask
[dog huffs impatiently]
[dog huffs impatiently]
Am smol dog can fit rilly
June 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Am smol dog can fit rilly
We have reached the point in the semester where I bring this mug to class
April 12, 2024 at 3:09 AM
We have reached the point in the semester where I bring this mug to class
And now that the lights are finally in place, Professor Moriarty can take his place in the tree. We can’t be the only ones with a taxidermied pet dressed as Santa, surely?!?
December 17, 2023 at 3:03 AM
And now that the lights are finally in place, Professor Moriarty can take his place in the tree. We can’t be the only ones with a taxidermied pet dressed as Santa, surely?!?
The foyer is finally ready! Christmas greenery is up on the newel post and railing, and the Guinea pig has donned his elf costume and is ready to greet guests.
December 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM
The foyer is finally ready! Christmas greenery is up on the newel post and railing, and the Guinea pig has donned his elf costume and is ready to greet guests.
