Reggie Shmishma
@anniespretty.bsky.social
She’d like to score some reefer and a 40
I keep saying I can’t wait to retire as if I’m actively saving anything other than what my job automatically makes me contribute. Which won’t be enough to retire the way I envision lol
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I keep saying I can’t wait to retire as if I’m actively saving anything other than what my job automatically makes me contribute. Which won’t be enough to retire the way I envision lol
I think Apple is making my phone obsolete but it’s ok I can live with a janky phone just to spite them.
February 15, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I think Apple is making my phone obsolete but it’s ok I can live with a janky phone just to spite them.
“I don’t have to understand something to appreciate it.”
February 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
“I don’t have to understand something to appreciate it.”
I’ve written/participated in the writing of two process handbooks at my job over the last few years, and it’s clear to me I’m one of the few people who has read them.
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’ve written/participated in the writing of two process handbooks at my job over the last few years, and it’s clear to me I’m one of the few people who has read them.
I don’t trust grapes that have fallen off the vine.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I don’t trust grapes that have fallen off the vine.
Darn, was hoping for a shutout. lol
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Darn, was hoping for a shutout. lol
Oh damn, they do!
I need a hand warmer computer mouse. Does this technology exist yet? 😂
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Oh damn, they do!
I need a hand warmer computer mouse. Does this technology exist yet? 😂
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I need a hand warmer computer mouse. Does this technology exist yet? 😂
Whenever I come across a video clip of Tom Holland’s rendition of Umbrella from Lip Sync Battle, I will watch it until the end.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Whenever I come across a video clip of Tom Holland’s rendition of Umbrella from Lip Sync Battle, I will watch it until the end.
Had a dream last night one of my kittens could talk and it was super cute.
January 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Had a dream last night one of my kittens could talk and it was super cute.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that Bo Nix actually broke his ankle in a locker room celebration after that game.
I choose to believe this theory.
I choose to believe this theory.
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My favorite conspiracy theory is that Bo Nix actually broke his ankle in a locker room celebration after that game.
I choose to believe this theory.
I choose to believe this theory.
I’ve been working toward moving away from Amazon anyway, but today I realized I need something for my class in 2 days and I thought yeah, 2 day shipping will solve this problem! Literally none of that type of item can be here before Friday. Amazon fails again.
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’ve been working toward moving away from Amazon anyway, but today I realized I need something for my class in 2 days and I thought yeah, 2 day shipping will solve this problem! Literally none of that type of item can be here before Friday. Amazon fails again.
Wordle 1,682 1/6
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I’ve been waiting for this day since I started doing Wordle. My go to starting word is today’s answer!
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I’ve been waiting for this day since I started doing Wordle. My go to starting word is today’s answer!
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Wordle 1,682 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I’ve been waiting for this day since I started doing Wordle. My go to starting word is today’s answer!
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I’ve been waiting for this day since I started doing Wordle. My go to starting word is today’s answer!
Sometimes we think we have such big problems. I spent 2.5 hours today letting a 16 year old rehash their whole life story. Did I have other plans or things I need to accomplish with this kid? Yes. Did this kid need an ear? Yes. The assessment can wait. #schoolpsych
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Sometimes we think we have such big problems. I spent 2.5 hours today letting a 16 year old rehash their whole life story. Did I have other plans or things I need to accomplish with this kid? Yes. Did this kid need an ear? Yes. The assessment can wait. #schoolpsych
Damn. Was rooting for Chicago there.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Damn. Was rooting for Chicago there.
The NFL playoff have been so exciting until there’s 49ers decided to let the Seahawks walk all over them.
January 18, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The NFL playoff have been so exciting until there’s 49ers decided to let the Seahawks walk all over them.
I really need to stop forming emotional attachments to things like socks with giant holes in them.
It’s ok to throw them away.
It’s ok to throw them away.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I really need to stop forming emotional attachments to things like socks with giant holes in them.
It’s ok to throw them away.
It’s ok to throw them away.
Lurking on Instagram with the profile I started in 2013 and I keep seeing people and being like “who’s that… ohhhhh that person I knew from xyz!”😅
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lurking on Instagram with the profile I started in 2013 and I keep seeing people and being like “who’s that… ohhhhh that person I knew from xyz!”😅
I’m ready for a few snow days. January is usually a lot more relaxing than this.
January 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I’m ready for a few snow days. January is usually a lot more relaxing than this.
At least my lower Invisalign retainer fits properly again.
Dentist: we should replace all of these fillings with newer material because they’re at risk for falling out.
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
At least my lower Invisalign retainer fits properly again.
Dentist: we should replace all of these fillings with newer material because they’re at risk for falling out.
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Dentist: we should replace all of these fillings with newer material because they’re at risk for falling out.
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
3 months later…
Me: hi, dentist office? One of those new fillings you put in fell out.
😑
If even a small percentage of these AI-read Reddit posts that I sometimes listen to are true stories, then social media really does ruin so, so, much for people. And gives the passive aggressive people in everyone’s life an outlet like PA people have never had before.
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
If even a small percentage of these AI-read Reddit posts that I sometimes listen to are true stories, then social media really does ruin so, so, much for people. And gives the passive aggressive people in everyone’s life an outlet like PA people have never had before.
In the last 30 hours I read a whole novel. I haven’t read a book cover to cover in yearsssss. I start books and don’t finish them usually.
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
In the last 30 hours I read a whole novel. I haven’t read a book cover to cover in yearsssss. I start books and don’t finish them usually.