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Pride and ignorance are a helluva combination

"Everyone with a little wiener raise your hand!"

It's weird how some directors are notorious freaks, others are arrogant pricks and proud of it, but some are like...salt of the earth, super cool. Like, they don't have to be pricks to be a cinematic genius so wth?

Thanks for always letting us know what movies are the ones worth watching 🤗

Can I DM you?

Madam Trudy you are correct on all counts, lol.

Yep. Everything I need to know about them and then the bonus file, lol. They can't read. It's literally in my signature block that I'm barred back home. 😂

You could hide a severed human head from a man behind a can of diet soda in the fridge.

Dollar a pound?! Snap that shit up!

I feel like this skeet would have been an appropriate fact check chyron during the speech tonight

Solidarity, Brother.

I hate Christmas, too. This year, I'm building the tallest fence that cannot be seen through around the front of my house as I blast my ears full of Candlebox, Breaking Benjamin and Rob Zombie. And I'll make a prime rib for the dogs. As one does.

No worries. They can always remodel into a prison or gulag or whatever after the midterms.

I’m not hating what I’m imagining. More I mull it over the better it sounds, not gonna lie. We could get funky af for the State of the Union.

Does it come with rocket boosters or some shit? Can we please just feed the kids, keep them safe and house the homeles ffs

OMG yaaaaassss! We could celebrate the victory of the Battle of Martha's Vineyard every year. I don't drink personally but beer goes with pierogis and Polish sausage like milk and cookies. This could be the new drinking holiday between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Perfect. 😆🤗

I love her on every possible level. A woman of pure grit and delicious pierogi. She's speaking truth to power's ugly face. Battle of Martha's Vineyard.

Now I need me some. Bad. With the sautéed onions and bacon bits and grease. And a dollop of sour cream....I need to celebrate this woman, too.

#goals
#fortysevenclub