Anna Maltese
@annamaltese.bsky.social
Archer, martial artist, former Simpsons animator, Sylvanas in @Warcraft Legion exp, Lucifer on Mr. Deity. Greatest swordfighter in the North Valley HOA. She/her.
Just thinking about how good the last four years were under Biden/Harris, and
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just thinking about how good the last four years were under Biden/Harris, and
RIP Tom Stoppard 💔
November 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
RIP Tom Stoppard 💔
I can’t believe this worked. I dug up and transplanted the now-13-foot-tall Jasmine I planted last year, and it LIVED.
…I feel a strange mix of triumph and…fear? 😄🌸
…I feel a strange mix of triumph and…fear? 😄🌸
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I can’t believe this worked. I dug up and transplanted the now-13-foot-tall Jasmine I planted last year, and it LIVED.
…I feel a strange mix of triumph and…fear? 😄🌸
…I feel a strange mix of triumph and…fear? 😄🌸
If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If it's any consolation, I hates that rabbit, too.
< MAD SCIENTIST VOICE > “Yes…YESSSS!”
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
< MAD SCIENTIST VOICE > “Yes…YESSSS!”
I could definitely volunteer for a @ericswalwell.bsky.social gubernatorial campaign.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I could definitely volunteer for a @ericswalwell.bsky.social gubernatorial campaign.
Like, I thought LLMs had figured out how to create hands but I was wrong
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Like, I thought LLMs had figured out how to create hands but I was wrong
Let's check in on the Larrys and see how they're do-
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Let's check in on the Larrys and see how they're do-
Saw Predator: Badlands with a couple friends last night and really enjoyed it. A heartfelt comedy with strong, upstanding liberal values about the importance of found family, healing generational trauma, appreciating differences between cultures, and living in harmony with nature. Solid 9/10.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Saw Predator: Badlands with a couple friends last night and really enjoyed it. A heartfelt comedy with strong, upstanding liberal values about the importance of found family, healing generational trauma, appreciating differences between cultures, and living in harmony with nature. Solid 9/10.
His emails v HER emails.
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
His emails v HER emails.
Kind of a shame they stopped after only 24.
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Kind of a shame they stopped after only 24.
"I am Musk...AND I AM FUNKY!"
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"I am Musk...AND I AM FUNKY!"
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm 99.9% certain that it was being compared unfavorably to the poors in her last sentence which caused Elon's brain to delaminate this time.
Good morning from California
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Good morning from California
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I feel like this is a fitting punishment for everything Florida has done to the United States.
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump: "I love the poorly educated."
Sure does help when the fascists get tattoos that identify themselves as the fascists they are!
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sure does help when the fascists get tattoos that identify themselves as the fascists they are!
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
On my way to meet up with some friends at The Grove, I ran into my ol' Simpsons director and dear friend David Silverman. Gave him a lift home and caught up for a while there on projects we're both doing. He'll be directing the next Treehouse of Horror. Great seeing you, Section Two! 🫶🔥
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We could have had the most good-looking - and brilliant, and compassionate - President but instead white Americans chose the lumpy, corn-filled pile of shit with Dilbert's boss' hair on the right to identify as.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
Yeah, I *am* being shallow. Bite me.
"He's JUST a CHILD."
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"He's JUST a CHILD."
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Danny Trejo IS Malcolm McDowell AS Alex IN Judd Apatow's 'A Clockwork Orange'
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In other news: my climbing rose made a bebbeh!