The US government is totally audience-captured by a tiny faction of internet fascists, and spends huge amounts of time trying to impress them, dedicating official communications channels to barely-concealed in-group references, and making horrific, murderous policy decisions to thrill this group

It gets so much funnier when you read it out loud

it's not like our military ever had a strong ethical backbone in the application of remote clinical violence, but we're just murdering random human beings on boats based on the whims of the dumbest pieces of shit imaginable without even the slightest discernment

Thank you! ♥️