Last week at WinCo I told the cashier I was impressed by how many veggie codes he knew by heart, and he said his dying words would be “bananas 4011. Gala Apples 4132.”
4011 is the SKU for bananas, and it's written on the soul of anyone who's ever worked at a kroger. if you don't know any other SKU, you know bananas. there are four orange SKUS, seven plum-adjacent ones, and no one buys kiwis. but every cart has bananas, good old 4011.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Last week at WinCo I told the cashier I was impressed by how many veggie codes he knew by heart, and he said his dying words would be “bananas 4011. Gala Apples 4132.”
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I realize there are only like 5 people who may do this but I would strongly suggest giving this a read.
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November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I realize there are only like 5 people who may do this but I would strongly suggest giving this a read.
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One thing I love about Data’s poem about his cat Spot is that it was written by humans trying to sound like a robot who’s trying to sound like a human.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
One thing I love about Data’s poem about his cat Spot is that it was written by humans trying to sound like a robot who’s trying to sound like a human.
That bit of gunk that you thought the dishwasher would take care of has hardened. It’s stuck like a barnacle. It’s part of the dish now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That bit of gunk that you thought the dishwasher would take care of has hardened. It’s stuck like a barnacle. It’s part of the dish now.
So it’s just straight up plagiarizing Wikipedia?
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
So it’s just straight up plagiarizing Wikipedia?
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to like every message in the group chat. My phone’s about to catch fire because everyone is heart reacting to “Sounds great! See you there!”
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need to like every message in the group chat. My phone’s about to catch fire because everyone is heart reacting to “Sounds great! See you there!”
Retrophrenology would fix me
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Retrophrenology would fix me
So many people who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood so they became politicians so they could be on TV
November 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So many people who couldn’t cut it in Hollywood so they became politicians so they could be on TV
EpiscoBot sounds like a character from Futurama who would rob you
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
EpiscoBot sounds like a character from Futurama who would rob you
My daughter saw a place where a bunch of mushrooms were growing and called it a mushroom thrivery.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My daughter saw a place where a bunch of mushrooms were growing and called it a mushroom thrivery.
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re: crimes
Hey,,
thank you for having me at yur iland too do crimes .i had fun
It was grate talking abut how women r stupid after a long day of abusing them
From: [email protected]
Re: crimes
Hey,,
thank you for having me at yur iland too do crimes .i had fun
It was grate talking abut how women r stupid after a long day of abusing them
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re: crimes
Hey,,
thank you for having me at yur iland too do crimes .i had fun
It was grate talking abut how women r stupid after a long day of abusing them
From: [email protected]
Re: crimes
Hey,,
thank you for having me at yur iland too do crimes .i had fun
It was grate talking abut how women r stupid after a long day of abusing them
Why do they keep trying to make humanoid robots? If the point is to have it do stuff humans can’t do, it should have a bunch of spider-leg like appendages, each ending in a different sized socket wrench.
November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why do they keep trying to make humanoid robots? If the point is to have it do stuff humans can’t do, it should have a bunch of spider-leg like appendages, each ending in a different sized socket wrench.
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While you guys were watching the northern lights, I studied the blade
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
While you guys were watching the northern lights, I studied the blade
If anyone else isn’t seeing the Aurora, know that I dragged my whole family out, and this is the sky where we live
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If anyone else isn’t seeing the Aurora, know that I dragged my whole family out, and this is the sky where we live
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This video I did it before gencide as student day in gaza, ahhh everything destroyed even me
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This video I did it before gencide as student day in gaza, ahhh everything destroyed even me
This may be a dumb question. If the Senate caves, does
The House of Representatives open up and then go through a round of trying to pass legislation? Or does the legislation just go through and the House stays closed?
We’re living in a weird twilight dimension and I honestly don’t know.
The House of Representatives open up and then go through a round of trying to pass legislation? Or does the legislation just go through and the House stays closed?
We’re living in a weird twilight dimension and I honestly don’t know.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This may be a dumb question. If the Senate caves, does
The House of Representatives open up and then go through a round of trying to pass legislation? Or does the legislation just go through and the House stays closed?
We’re living in a weird twilight dimension and I honestly don’t know.
The House of Representatives open up and then go through a round of trying to pass legislation? Or does the legislation just go through and the House stays closed?
We’re living in a weird twilight dimension and I honestly don’t know.
The whole point of society is to make sure everyone gets fed
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The whole point of society is to make sure everyone gets fed
We could:
a)develop systems of logistics that distribute food and medicine
or
b) strip mine the earth to make robots that do our laundry
Let’s give a trillion dollars to the guy who thinks the second option is good, and who single-handedly destroyed the first option
a)develop systems of logistics that distribute food and medicine
or
b) strip mine the earth to make robots that do our laundry
Let’s give a trillion dollars to the guy who thinks the second option is good, and who single-handedly destroyed the first option
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We could:
a)develop systems of logistics that distribute food and medicine
or
b) strip mine the earth to make robots that do our laundry
Let’s give a trillion dollars to the guy who thinks the second option is good, and who single-handedly destroyed the first option
a)develop systems of logistics that distribute food and medicine
or
b) strip mine the earth to make robots that do our laundry
Let’s give a trillion dollars to the guy who thinks the second option is good, and who single-handedly destroyed the first option
Betteridges’s Law strikes again
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Betteridges’s Law strikes again
Shout out to my grocery store for the phenomenal job they did decorating for Halloween this year
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Shout out to my grocery store for the phenomenal job they did decorating for Halloween this year
How is the sandwich jury not laughing? How are they not laughing so hard that they cry and pee themselves? How are thy not laughing so hard that they lose their voices and just rock back and forth with their mouths open and eyes watering, occasionally hiccuping and sucking in air?
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How is the sandwich jury not laughing? How are they not laughing so hard that they cry and pee themselves? How are thy not laughing so hard that they lose their voices and just rock back and forth with their mouths open and eyes watering, occasionally hiccuping and sucking in air?
Kinda Orwellian how giant concrete and steel data centers are called The Cloud
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Kinda Orwellian how giant concrete and steel data centers are called The Cloud
He’s had the same imaginary friends since he was in college in the 60s?! Did the Baileys go to college with him, or have they always been a middle-aged couple, forever stuck in time and place, unchangeable?
![When a young Chuck Schumer arrived at Harvard in 1967 as a freshman, he joined the great political stirring of those years—who could resist it? But Abbie Hoffman he was not. “I was faced with what Alexander Hamilton called mobocracy,” Schumer recalled in his coauthored 2007 book Positively American. He became a College Democrat, canvassed for Eugene McCarthy, and eschewed the radicals. Campus members of the New Left’s Progressive Labor faction horrified him, and he felt “sickened” seeing protesters scream at cops. “The police weren’t pigs. They were the people I’d grown up with. They were my neighbors. My friends. They were the Baileys [imaginary Irish-American Long Islanders with whom Schumer consults on decisions].” Soon enough, Schumer’s party—the College Dems and, of course, their friends the non-college Dems—would pay the price. “By the late ’70s,” Schumer observed, “the Baileys did not trust the Democrats anymore, and the Democrats weren’t listening to the Baileys.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreiel46xfqpfmntpl5k63lovtbqdnepc4fcvgglcgxgqtmta6ubug5u@jpeg)
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
He’s had the same imaginary friends since he was in college in the 60s?! Did the Baileys go to college with him, or have they always been a middle-aged couple, forever stuck in time and place, unchangeable?
I love that American English has multiple words for a car in bad shape that range in connotation from affectionate to derogatory
Jalopy, beater, clunker, junker, hooptie, lemon, wreck
Jalopy, beater, clunker, junker, hooptie, lemon, wreck
November 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I love that American English has multiple words for a car in bad shape that range in connotation from affectionate to derogatory
Jalopy, beater, clunker, junker, hooptie, lemon, wreck
Jalopy, beater, clunker, junker, hooptie, lemon, wreck